Like everyone, I loathe e-mail spam. I delete probably 99% of it without opening it. Occasionally, I will receive a few that are not obviously spam, and I will open them to see if they are legit. Ninety-nine percent of those turn to have been spam, which, in turn, gets them deleted with something just shy of the speed of light.

Occasionally, however, I open one that is so patently ridiculous it makes me laugh. I have to wonder if anyone brighter than a toilet bowel brush would respond to its pitch. Check this one out.

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