March 20, 2006

From the Ol’ Mailbag.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:35 pm

Like everyone, I loathe e-mail spam. I delete probably 99% of it without opening it. Occasionally, I will receive a few that are not obviously spam, and I will open them to see if they are legit. Ninety-nine percent of those turn to have been spam, which, in turn, gets them deleted with something just shy of the speed of light.

Occasionally, however, I open one that is so patently ridiculous it makes me laugh. I have to wonder if anyone brighter than a toilet bowel brush would respond to its pitch. Check this one out.

Good day sir,

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I definitely gotta get me some of that free MOaNEY.


  1. Got yer rigid formula right here, pal.

    Comment by Sluggo — March 20, 2006 @ 11:18 pm

  2. Commie racial assets? I didn’t know there were any of those left.

    Comment by Jack Bog — March 21, 2006 @ 11:23 am

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