June 19, 2006


Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:58 pm

You Are 97% New Jersey!

Wow, you’re totally Jersey. There’s no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey–it’s a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?

I scored 97%. Damn, I wuz robbed. I woulda figured 100% for sure.

Tanks to Usual Suspect Jeff for da link.


  1. I’m horrified. I got only 87% and I’m probably gonna get kicked out of NJ. I think it’s because I admitted I know how to pump my own gas and don’t know where there’s a dollar slice available anywhere anymore. Either that, or my age was “wrong”? What the heck did that have to do with it?

    Comment by Shamrock — June 19, 2006 @ 7:47 pm

  2. 34%. I claim lack of appropriate mentorship.

    Comment by Ken Adams — June 19, 2006 @ 8:31 pm

  3. Jim, I think that you lost Jersey points as a result of the Jawja blogmeet. Not to put down the Jawjans – Heaven forbid! – but simply as a humble observation. If it helps any, those present at that event have likely gained a few Jersey points as a result of your attendance. 🙂

    Comment by DMerriman — June 19, 2006 @ 11:17 pm

  4. 14%, and I think I only scored that high because I answered “yes” to the Taylor Ham question, although I probably should have answered “no.”

    Comment by Craig — June 19, 2006 @ 11:48 pm

  5. 13% but then I AM from Kentucky 😉

    Comment by Dan Kauffman — June 20, 2006 @ 2:08 am

  6. Craig — Yep, I figure the “hard roll” part of that question was the problem. 🙂

    Comment by Jim — June 20, 2006 @ 2:43 am

  7. Jim, I’ve never been to Jersey. I did date a guy from Jersey, eons ago, and he got me to try Taylor Ham once. Oh! And I got a postcard from someone originally FROM Jersey, just yesterday. Will the connections never cease?

    Comment by dogette — June 20, 2006 @ 9:25 am

  8. Dang,
    I’m down to 72% Jersey. Next year I gotta go back down the shore for vacation.

    Comment by Mark Reardon — June 20, 2006 @ 10:19 am

  9. 13% New Jersey. That idea scares the crap out of me. I guess I have been there enough that some “Jersey” entered my blood through the water or something. From now on I will only drink beer in New Jersey to stop the infestation.

    Comment by hoosierboy — June 20, 2006 @ 10:25 am

  10. Yo, can you tell me where the $1 pizza is? I think I spent four and a half bucks for a sausage slice at Maruca’s in Seaside Park! It should be Pork Roll on a hard roll.

    Also, do we really pronounce it Joyzee?

    Comment by Stripersniper — June 20, 2006 @ 12:17 pm

  11. 12% New Jersey. I think I saw New Jersey from an airplane once, that was enough.

    Comment by jamesoldguy — June 20, 2006 @ 12:38 pm

  12. I am a Georgia Cracker and also called a fucking Redneck, I am 11% New Jersey.

    Comment by Catfish — June 20, 2006 @ 2:42 pm

  13. Born in Passaic, raised and lived in Garfield, now oun a home in Oakland, and I got only 90%? YO! What’s up with dat!? I’m 100% Jersey Fresh and Jersey Proud!!!

    Cute quiz!

    Comment by Ricklude — June 20, 2006 @ 5:20 pm

  14. I got 10%

    Comment by armywifetoddlermom — June 20, 2006 @ 8:01 pm

  15. I got 20% because I’m married to an Italian from Joizey. And also because I suspect a neighbor of mine is in the mafia… or witness protection program. Heh.

    Comment by Bou — June 20, 2006 @ 11:11 pm

  16. I got 83% – what the hell?

    Comment by Kate — June 21, 2006 @ 12:09 am

  17. I wuz robbed, too! I only got 14%. I figured after meeting you, I’d be good for at least 40. Yo! I’ve never been to Jersey, but I did see a Jersey cow at the Houston Livestock Show once. It was b’yootyful.

    Comment by Dash — June 21, 2006 @ 4:34 pm

  18. Hmmm 3%.

    Comment by SK — June 21, 2006 @ 6:40 pm

  19. not native, but 27 years here. got 66%, probably because i’ve been only in south jersey, so the ny thing doesn’t compute. you need a “how piney are you” quiz.

    Comment by shedmaster — June 23, 2006 @ 3:31 am

  20. you did good………

    Comment by jeff [chef of da future] — June 23, 2006 @ 9:01 pm

  21. […] Bou sent me ovet to the parkway rest stop to take a How New Jersey Are You quiz. I only scored 51%. But to be fair, I knew the correct answers, but since I don’t live in Joizey anymore, I had to answer acoording to my current living situation. I’m quite certain I would have scored much higher. You Are 51% New Jersey! You’ve definitely got some Jersey in you. Congratulations, it’s a great thing to be. However you’re score could certainly be a lot higher! […]

    Pingback by Pereiraville » How Joizey Are You? — September 9, 2006 @ 10:54 am

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