August 23, 2006

Did Ya Hear the One About … ?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:12 pm

This, from my lawyer friend Jack., who is a lawyer and a democrat. I’m cool with the lawyer part, but I figure that the democrat thing must be due to some kind of virus.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says, “Hi, there, good lookin’? How’s it going?”

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, . . .

“Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean … it just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding. I’m a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?”

Can I get a rimshot?


  1. You’ll be here all week.

    Comment by dogette — August 23, 2006 @ 10:50 pm

  2. lol…dogette!

    This is turning out to be a great week!

    Comment by Jean — August 23, 2006 @ 11:24 pm

  3. I love it…that IS a good one!

    Comment by Lisa W. — August 24, 2006 @ 8:42 am

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