What They’re Saying …
Seems that lots of folks are weighing in on the 2006 Weblog Awards.
Tiki Barber
“If Jimbo were on the line, we’d have a lock on the Super Bowl.”
Nancy Pelosi
“Jimbo? So-so hair, no ass, lousy tits.”
Bozo
“Anybody what doesn’t like clowns is a turd in my book.”
David Letterman
“If Jimbo wrote my material, Jay Leno would be washing cars for a living.”
George Patton
“Vote for the sonofabitch! That is all.”
Yul Brynner
“Screw him and his farookin’ hair.”
Tim Russert
“The guy won’t return my calls. WTF?”
Barbara Walters
“Jimbo? He’s weally a gweat guy with gweat fawookin’ haiw!”
Vote for Jimbo today and every day until December 15th***.
He turns off his phone in restaurants.
***To vote for Jimbo, click the 2006 Weblog Awards button on the left sidebar. You’ll feel like you just had an excellent bowel movement.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Massive.
Comment by Cousin Jack — December 12, 2006 @ 9:48 am
Jim, i have to wait another 10 mins to vote today.
Comment by The Body Guard — December 12, 2006 @ 10:24 am
. . . en I doan kay-ah about da poh-wulls! . . . ya’ll kin sit heah awl day en hwine about it but de fack is dis Jimbo is nuttin’ but trash! trash! I tell yew! en da mehkin peepull know it, da mehkin peepull see rat thru dis sweet-tawkin sihvuh hed bastud . . .
Comment by james carville — December 12, 2006 @ 1:32 pm
Another vote for Jimbo !!!!
Comment by The Body Guard — December 12, 2006 @ 3:30 pm
Bowel movement? If I took a shit every time I voted for you, I’d be all shriveled up like a prune.
Comment by Elisson — December 12, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
Jimbo, if I voted everytime I had a bowel movement, you would be the winner by a MASSIVE Sunami !!!!!!
Comment by The Body Guard — December 12, 2006 @ 6:08 pm
I just voted… again… and you’re leading by 65 votes! WooHoo!!
Comment by Jean — December 12, 2006 @ 8:09 pm
Looks like you’re widening the gap every day.
Thank heavens for your hordes of sycophants!
Comment by Craig — December 12, 2006 @ 11:00 pm
I think Nancy is jealous. Just think of all the attention she’d get with your farookin’ great hair. *grin*
Comment by Teresa — December 13, 2006 @ 1:29 am
… congrats, man!.. you won!…
Comment by Eric — December 13, 2006 @ 9:54 am
Eric —
The Polls close on FRIDAY. Keep strokin’. I don’t want to wake up on Saturday as Al Gore.
Jimbo
Comment by Jim — December 13, 2006 @ 10:00 am