February 22, 2007

Not Surprised.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:28 pm

You Are 8% Massachusetts

You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

Perhaps this explains why I would sooner get hit in the head with a sack of slimy boogers than vote for Ted Kennedy or John Kerry.

P.S. The only way I ever have been able to spell “Massachusetts” is by mentally singing Freddy Cannon’s song “Boston” as I type.

P.P.S. Swiped from Teresa, who also is not very “Massachusetts” (Damn, I had to mentally sing the song again!)

P.P.P.S. Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon sang songs about other places as well, such as Tallahassee Lassie, Way Down Yonder in New Orleans and the Jersey Fave, Palisades Park, a song about a long-gone amusement park in Jersey.


  1. 0%, and damned proud of it!

    Comment by Craig — February 22, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

  2. Ha! Yeah…you Yankees loving homo. Great line…must work it into my repertoire.

    Comment by Erica — February 22, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

  3. Unfortunately I had a contract there for 10 years at Hood Dairies so i know most of the things. Still only got 32% and agree with Jim that I would never vote for either Kennedy or Kerry – ever!!

    Still remember what a Dem worker told me about Kerry back then in the late 1980’s. He said Kerry was such an airhead that if he jumped off a building he would float up!! I think he had a point.

    Comment by dick — February 22, 2007 @ 11:44 pm

  4. … “Tallahassee Lassie” was one rockin’ tune, Jimbo….

    Comment by Eric — February 23, 2007 @ 9:01 am

  5. Damn, 52%. I guess growing up in Ruh Dieland will do that to you.

    Comment by Ken Adams — February 23, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

  6. I got a 4% but only because I like Dunkin Donuts’ coffee. Which made the test result comment even weirder. It’s the same as for your 8% result. Go figure.

    (I confess, as a Mets fan I almost chose the broken leg for that (formerly) long-haired outfielder who plays for the Yanks now. What’s his name? Damen or something?

    Comment by joated — February 23, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

  7. I got 4% only because I knew what the Big Dig was.

    Comment by Denny — February 23, 2007 @ 8:13 pm

  8. Jimbo how about 12%. I know I call you and your body guard a homo a few times, hate the F N yankees, and don’t care to much for starbucks and dunkin dog-nuts.

    Comment by chef of da future — February 23, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

  9. It is with much shame and dishonor upon my ancestors that I report thta I received a 12% score.
    Obviously, I still have a long way to go…

    Comment by Jerseynut — February 24, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

  10. 28% here…

    Comment by Lisa W. — February 25, 2007 @ 10:44 am

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