PRS Interviews Chuck Hagel and a Can of Wax Beans.
Senator Chuck Hagel
PRS: Senator Hagel, newspapers are reporting that this Monday you plan to announce your decision whether to seek the Republican Party’s nomination for the Presidency in 2008. Can you confirm that?
Hagel: That’s true; I do plan to make such an announcement.
PRS: Do you believe that you have a realistic chance of getting the Republican Party’s nomination?
Hagel: Of course I believe so, otherwise I would not even consider it. You don’t think I have a shot?
PRS: About as much of a chance as you have of sticking a feather up your ass and flying across the Atlantic Ocean.
Hagel: This interview is over!
PRS: Have a play date with Tim Russert, do you?
Hagel: I question your patriotism.
A Can of Wax Beans
PRS: So what’s up with you?
Can of Wax Beans: Well, I’m thinking of seeking the Republican Party’s nomination for the Presidency in 2008.
PRS: Wow. That’s impressive, you being a can of wax beans and all.
Can of Wax Beans: You think I have a shot?
PRS: Better than Chuck Hagel’s, I’d say.
And the campaign slogans? Beans or Bust?
Comment by jck — March 10, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
“…sticking a feather up your ass and flying across the Atlantic Ocean.”
Damn, that’s so funny! Where do you come up with this hysterical shit?
Comment by Erica — March 10, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
You make KIM Jong Il ROR( Raff Out Roud)!
Yeah Brudda…can ‘o Wax beans has a mucho betta chance than HayGull!
Ruv yoo loooong time,
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
Comment by JihadGene — March 10, 2007 @ 9:05 pm
LOL. You had me at the title. I’m definitely going with the wax beans. Especially if he chooses the Green Giant Niblets as his running mate.
Comment by Libby — March 10, 2007 @ 10:53 pm
WAX BEANS! Now that’s a candidate that I can really vote for! Beats the crap out of all those other wankers posing as astute politicians!
Bastards!
Comment by Lee — March 10, 2007 @ 11:43 pm
Dammit, Jim! Remind me not to read your stuff late at night, everyone else in the house is a asleep and holding in the laughter hurts too much!
Comment by Ken Adams — March 11, 2007 @ 12:09 am
Hey Jim, that was funny, even if I don’t know the dude , I like the spunk of the Can.
Comment by KeesKennis — March 11, 2007 @ 5:16 am
Now, I’m familiar with the voting record of the honorable Mr. Beans, but what the hell has this Senator Bagel ever done that I should know who he is?
Comment by Harvey — March 11, 2007 @ 10:21 am
That TITLE. With photo. Too much. Too much I tell you.
Comment by dogette — March 12, 2007 @ 6:58 am
YES two comments, because I keep re-laughing over this line:
. . . you being a can of wax beans and all.
Comment by dogette — March 12, 2007 @ 7:02 am
BRILLIANT!
Comment by Barbara — March 12, 2007 @ 7:42 am