March 30, 2007

A World Class Ignoranus**

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:36 pm

For the past week or so I’ve written a fair amount about pigs and assholes. Perhaps I’m caught up in some kind of cognitive loop, or maybe it’s just a coincidence that I feel compelled to note that it is extremely difficult for me to conjure up an image of a more obnoxious, loudmouthed, profoundly stupid person than this perfectly awful waste of oxygen.

Everything … everything … this loathsome moron says contains about as much useful information as does a beer fart. If you have the stomach to watch the clip, pay attention to when, in the course of explaining that the September 11 attacks were an inside job, she says, “It’s the first time in history that fire melted steel!” Actually she says that a couple times. Unbelievable.

I gather that she is pretty well paid for her obnoxious dumbshittery, which suggests that there are numerous people who think she is bright and/or funny. The cheers and applause from her studio audience when she is at her most obnoxious and stupid seem to suggest as much.

And that, dear friends, is a gottdamned shame.

**”Ignoranus” describes a person who is ignorant and and asshole. I didn’t coin the term, but I wish I had.


  1. Numero uno, Jimbolino…..Rummy was exonerated, but I don’t need to tell you that.

    Dos…Either hold me the f*ck back because I’m ready to strangle Rosie the Ignoranus and stick burning icepicks up her blobbish, globular smegmafied rug, or just simply put me on a suicide watch, because I feel as though I am outnumbered lately by the assholes who try to conspiracy theorize 9/11, and it depresses me more than words could say.

    Hey, didja hear the Madame Speaker is en route to Syria? The fun never ends.

    Comment by Erica — March 30, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

  2. One word…TRASH

    Comment by Yabu — March 31, 2007 @ 7:57 am

  3. 1. Why doesn’t she spontaneously combust with all that gaseous air spewing from her mouth?

    2. I love Elizabeth’s body language and admire her for making sense and standing her ground.

    3. I am sickened by the response of the audience.

    4. This is why I only watch CSI Miami. *wink*

    Comment by Pixie — March 31, 2007 @ 11:57 am

  4. fire melted steel! In other news, the sky is blue and gravity holds you down!

    Comment by caltechgirl — March 31, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

  5. caltechgirl and her conspiracy theories. Jeesh *shaking head*

    Comment by Pixie — March 31, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

  6. Rosies Explosive expertise….

    The only explosion Rosie ever heard was from an enormous Beer Fart she blasted from her sweaty ass while seated on a steel folding chair in an empty auditorium. In her mind this qualifies the knowledge for the characteristics of explosive`s she claims & the fact the chair survived the experience substantiates the indestructibe nature of steel.

    Comment by dudley1 — April 3, 2007 @ 8:30 am

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