April 10, 2007

Almost Nuttin’.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:23 pm

As I sit here without any terribly original thoughts, or an overpowering urge to dream some up, a few questions continue to bang around in my cruller. I would like to think that they are rhetorical, but I wonder. I suppose that’s why they’ve been banging around.

Does anyone really and truly think that Rosie O’Donnell is smart?

Does any American think that an Iran with nuclear weapons is a good thing? I figure getting that sorted out is a good starting place.

Does Hillary Clinton have a sincere bone in her body?

Seventy-one million blogs?

What kind of computer does Bill Gates have?

United States Quoiting Association? Who knew?

What would Abraham Lincoln think?

11 Comments »

  1. Quoits? hmmm, how do you pronounce that word. Qu-o’-its?

    kwotes?

    Comment by GUYK — April 10, 2007 @ 9:20 pm

  2. Jimbo, there’s always something to write about. But in answer to your [quasi-rhetorical] queries: yes (sadly), yes (sadly), no, couldya believe it?, no clue, and…quoits? Quats, quoits…? What gives, yo? Lincoln…no clue. Probably the same as you: Oy!

    Comment by Erica — April 10, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

  3. “Does anyone really and truly think that Rosie O’Donnell is smart?”

    Scary isn’t it. My dentist had her show on the other day. She was blathering about something and all these idiots in the audience were applauding like mad. I would’ve been kicked out for laughing (always assuming someone could trick me into entering the studio in the first place).

    Comment by Teresa — April 10, 2007 @ 10:30 pm

  4. quoits… kinda like round horse shoes for throwing… boooooooorring!

    Now… have you given yourself a headache?

    Comment by Jean — April 10, 2007 @ 10:33 pm

  5. Quoits is for sissies. Bring back lawn darts!

    Comment by Ken Adams — April 11, 2007 @ 9:24 am

  6. I misread yesterday. Thought it said “quilting” association. I left feeling like at least some of the list sort of made some sense. I return today to read comments and notice it’s “quoits” and again am plunged into a roiling cauldron of uneasiness.

    Comment by dogette — April 11, 2007 @ 9:54 am

  7. No. No. No. WTF? The fastest, most secure one built. Really! Why hasn’t the AG locked up 16 or 20 of the Copperheads in Congress and the Staff of the New York Times?

    Comment by MCPO Airdale — April 11, 2007 @ 10:25 am

  8. Jimbo…….

    1. She is stupid
    2.Only if we happen to be dropping them
    3.NO
    4.71 million & 1
    5. An abacus
    6.Quoits are horseshoes for horses who do not want their toenails to show
    7.Maybe he should have stayed home & read a book instead of going to the theater

    This should clarify things a bit

    Comment by dudley1 — April 11, 2007 @ 11:32 am

  9. Good questions one and all.

    Comment by Richmond — April 11, 2007 @ 11:56 am

  10. Consider Remembering Your Youth…

    When I was Younger, I ________________ and got away with it!

    Your first Love.

    Your first computer.

    The first time!

    Comment by richfrance — April 11, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

  11. Rosie is, if not smart, at least savy… she has a huge following of mindless drones who hang on every word… too bad she’s on their side…
    Iran with anything but a politic democrat is a bad thing, Iran with nuclear weapons is unthinkable…
    I’ll pass on remarking about Hillary, I’m trying to be polite these days… certain female sexual organs come to mind, though…
    Like TV with five hundred channels and nothing’s on, seventy one million blogs brings that million monkeys with typewriters thing to mind. There’s only a few hundred that matter… this is one of them.
    I think Gates has a Tandy T-3 hidden in a closet with some Kleenex and some hand lotion…
    Quoits rock… right after Croquet. And horseshoes. And curling.
    If Lincoln were around today, the firing squads and the hangman would be busy.

    Comment by gregor — April 11, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

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