May 10, 2007

Schumer’s Sunday Schedule.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:17 pm

schumer.jpgPRS Operatives have managed to obtain a copy of Senator Charles “Chuck” Schumer’s schedule for this coming Sunday, which is quite typical. Here ‘tis:

9:00 a.m. Press Conference: The ridiculous price of a decent knish: The failure of the Bush Administration

11:00 a.m. Press Conference: The economics of new soles and heels versus new shoes: The failure of the Bush Administration

1:00 p.m. Press Conference: Horses – they’re not food, so what’s the point? The failure of the Bush Administration

2:00 p.m. Press Conference: Extension cords – Where are they when you need one? The failure of the Bush Administration

4:00 p.m. Press Conference: Still no cure for the common cold. The failure of the Bush Administration

5:30 p.m. Adult Video Store: Amen


  1. Well, somebody has GOT to take the fall for the skyrocketing prices of a decent knish (they have those in New Jersey? Always full of surprises). I’m thinking that if Bush managed to, so admirably, avoid the shitstorm fallout from 9/11, Katrina, and Iraq, then taking a hit for the knish thing should be a cinch. Nooooo problemo. We got a good president. He could handle anything. Knishes…mmmmmm.

    Comment by Erica — May 10, 2007 @ 9:09 pm

  2. Chuckie’s an idiot.

    Comment by Lee — May 10, 2007 @ 11:20 pm

  3. What happened to the massage parlor?

    Comment by Catfish — May 10, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

  4. Chuck the Smuck….

    You forgot the never failing Novena! the one where he asks for relief from being identified as the other asshole Senator from New York. Then ….the failure of the Bush Adminisration.

    Comment by dudley1 — May 11, 2007 @ 8:36 am

  5. I, for one, will be glued to the 2PM conference and taking careful notes because the Extension Cord Issue affects Working Families. The 6-foot cords have for too long been strictly the playthings of the RICH and we are tired of having to “make do” with 4-foot cords. Let me tell you it’s no picnic buddy.

    Comment by dogette — May 11, 2007 @ 10:32 am

  6. Hahahahahahaha!!! 🙂

    Comment by Richmond — May 11, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

  7. 8:00p.m. Private Conference: Pamela Martin & Associates – Suite J, buggywhips and lox. Courtesy of the Bush Administration

    Comment by everydayjoe — May 11, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

  8. Back in the day, raising a finger like that and smiling was a sure sign that you cut one.

    Comment by Cappy — May 11, 2007 @ 8:07 pm

  9. HAHAHHAHAAA! youse guys have me hurting!..

    When I make it your way will you and the gurl known best as eating Pappa Smurf give me the elite tour? You two seem to know everything!

    Comment by imp — May 11, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

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