August 18, 2007

I Don’t Get No Respect.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:38 pm

No respect at all …………….


This, from the Wiseass Jooette who lives in the armpit of the Western World.


  1. HA!

    Comment by RT — August 18, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

  2. I thought the tornado had killed that (w)itch.

    Comment by Cousin Jack — August 18, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

  3. I didn’t know Rodney had GFH®.

    Comment by Randy Heinz, SFO — August 19, 2007 @ 12:03 am

  4. Thats fookin funny right there.

    Comment by Hammer — August 19, 2007 @ 2:31 am

  5. “I thought the tornado had killed that (w)itch.”

    Oy, Cousin Jack — I cannot take on the whole family. That would be a very unfair advantage (one not in my favor).

    And don’t forget, sweet Hairboy…you only live 45 minutes away from me, assuming there’s no traffic. That means youse is in the other armpit.

    [My little borough can kick your entire state’s ass; it just may have to, in fact]

    Comment by Erica — August 19, 2007 @ 6:26 am

  6. … well, let this just go to show you, Jimbo.. great hair truly makes the man… or stump….

    .. you are very, very blessed…

    Comment by Eric — August 19, 2007 @ 8:13 am

  7. yeah and it is a good thing that New jersey sucks…it keeps NY City from floating off into the Atlantic and ruining ALL the fishing.

    Comment by GUYK — August 19, 2007 @ 9:36 am

  8. Actually, if not for New York, New Jersey — whose head is in OUR armpit — would be the one to float off into the Atlantic. Sayonara suckers.

    Most of us in the Five Boroughs, however — were it not for so many of us having relatives who live there — wouldn’t mind too much if Long Island broke off and set itself adrift towards Portugal.

    Comment by Erica — August 19, 2007 @ 9:57 am

  9. “Actually, if not for New York, New Jersey — whose head is in OUR armpit — would be the one to float off into the Atlantic”.

    Sorry, Erica, NY is New Jersey’s, uh, well, you know what I mean. When “youse guys” come out here, you bring all of the New Farookin’ Yawk bad habits with you. Oh, wait, ALL New Yawkers HAVE is bad habits! 😉 Brooklyn. Pfffft. Even Coney Island can’t save the place! 😉 Everytime garbage washes up at the shore it’s from, you guessed it, New Yawk. Haven’t gotten the whole garbage thing down yet, heh?

    Ever been 10 miles West of the Turnpike? Nice scenic areas….better than the old parachute jump at Coney!
    🙂 AND, more things to do than playing checkers all day at the end of Ocean Parkway. Heh.

    Comment by Jerry The K — August 19, 2007 @ 1:47 pm

  10. Brooklyn, please…..Your baseball team bailed on you and while you were the last borough to incorporate into NYC, that was only because they couldn’t keep you away any longer. I heard it went down like this “Awww, ya know we can’t keep crazy Uncle Brooklyn out forever.
    Yeah, I guess your right, let him in.”
    Let’s remember, we can also blame Brooklyn for the lowest point in rock n roll history…the film known as Saturday Night Fever and how that disco music almost killed rock n roll…damn them all!!!!
    BTW, if Brooklyn was so damn great why are the Brooklynites all coming to the Jersey Shore AND STAYING!?!?!

    Just to show I am not all anti-NY go to our website and hear our new single “New York City Streets”.

    Comment by Robbie K. — August 19, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  11. “…Your baseball team bailed on you…”

    Now that is hitting below the belt. Say whatever you want about me…call me a Wiseass Jooette, or a buttmunch, or even accuse me of having “Jersey envy” (as if).

    But lay off the Dodgers, else I go into attack mode.

    Comment by Erica — August 19, 2007 @ 9:58 pm

  12. Wow, she’s vicious.

    Comment by Dick — August 19, 2007 @ 10:47 pm

  13. Everything looks better with some Jim-Bo hair on it.

    Comment by Jerry — August 20, 2007 @ 10:04 am

  14. I know!!!! I was amazed by the alligator with the great farookin’ hair….but seeing a stump with the same wig…(Wonders if Erica is trying to make a subtle statement there)

    Comment by Dave — August 20, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

  15. Dave — I didn’t think I was trying to make a subtle statement with the stump + GFHâ„¢. “NEW JERSEY SUCKS!” is pretty subtle, though, don’t you think?


    Comment by Erica — August 20, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

  16. oops, forgive me…..thats what I get for posting something right when the “get your ass back to work” bell goes off 🙂

    Comment by Dave — August 20, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

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