September 20, 2007

Done Deal.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:44 pm

I think it’s time we finally got around to admitting to ourselves that the democrat nominee will be Hillary. Her lead is too large, her bullshit is too polished and her troops are too bloodthirsty, which collectively makes her defeat in the primary a non-option.

But Jimbo, there is still plenty of time before the candidates will be chosen. Lots of things can happen between now and then. She could really screw up.

Baloney. Based on her history and that of her husband, there is absolutely nothing – NOTHING she can do that she could not recover from, particularly with the help of the fawning MSM.

Just for fun, here are a few scenarios that would spell disaster for most candidates (and absolutely for all republicans), each followed the Headline that would report the story.

Potential Disaster: After finishing a speech, Hillary is cranky and stomps puppy to death.

Headline: HILLARY CLINTON PROTECTS PUBLIC FROM POSSIBLY RABID DOG.

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Potential Disaster: Hillary flies to Iran on Ahmadinejad’s private plane and, once there, collects $5 million in campaign donations.

Headline: HILLARY USED NO TAXPAYER MONEY TO FUND HER RECENT DIPLOMATIC INITIATIVE.

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Potential Disaster: Hillary, severely intoxicated or under the influence of a controlled substance, falls off stage.

Headline: HILLARY SUCCUMBS TO FATIGUE. LIKELY CAUSE IS MERCILESS HILLARY BASHING BY TALK RADIO. HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS SEND WELL WISHES.

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Potential Disaster: Five hundred thousand dollars in cash discovered under Hillary’s bed in her Washington apartment.

Headline: HILLARY’S DONATION TO LOCAL FOOD BANK THWARTED BY BUSH’S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.

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Potential Disaster: Hillary hires a person to work in her campaign who, while working for her husband, stole highly classified documents from the National Archives.

Headline:
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Peeps, face it. The woman is coated with a much tougher and finer grade of Teflon® than ever covered the arse of John Gotti.

12 Comments »

  1. My, how we’re all of a sudden whistling a different tune to Dixie. Was it not a little more than two weeks ago that you wrote, “Come November ’08, I don’t see the American people electing whichever of the three of them [Hillary, Barry, and the Evil Hairboy, not to be confused with the Good Hairboy] ultimately wins the democrat primaries. All three of them make me sick.”?

    Come now, Jimbo, and flush away that defeatist attitude with the next BM. It doesn’t become you. You know how those commiebastids look for these signs of weakness — next thing you know, Kevin McCarthy will throw himself over the hood of your Big Fat Black Capitalist Car, warning you that “they’re coming.”

    Buck up, old chap. We can beat ’em. We’se just gotta stick together.

    Comment by Erica — September 20, 2007 @ 9:06 pm

  2. PS: Your blog is being an ASS to me again, and bouncing links, probably because of how fresh I’ve been to it in the past, further justifying what I’ve always known: New Jersey sucks elephant balls.

    Comment by Erica — September 20, 2007 @ 9:13 pm

  3. Dear Wiseass Jooette,

    I’m talking about the D E M O C R A T — P R I M A R Y, not the general election, in which I predict she will get thumped, if the republicans get their shit together.

    Pay attention.

    Jimbo

    Comment by Jim — September 20, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

  4. It’s amazing what having the media bought and paid for will get a democrat these days.

    Comment by Hammer — September 20, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

  5. Geeeez, well, excuuuuuuuse me, dooshbag [which I mean with love, so don’t get your shit-stained knickers in a wad over my implications]. At least I have the decency to email you privately and not EMBARRASS you in your comments the 500 times you’ve made Blantons-induced typographical brainfarts. I’ll remember this cold and calculating act of betrayal. It’s OK, though…my heart will go on.

    – W.J.

    Comment by Erica — September 20, 2007 @ 10:04 pm

  6. Sadly you are correct, and in the general election millions will vote for her because she is a woman (I did not say lady) and her husband was the first “black” President. I can only hope the rest of remember and turn out to vote against her in numbers not seen for generations.

    Comment by hoosierboy — September 21, 2007 @ 8:45 am

  7. I have said & posted consistantly….Only candidates which can draw from both sides of the political spectrum can be elected to the Presidency unless there is a third party candidate with popular following. Hillary is one of those who lack any support from the right & there are no undecided votes to inhance her position. As the only viable third party candidates would come from those at least as far left as is Hillary, a third party candidacy would hurt her despite the LSM fawning adulation for Hillary. I think 98+% of all potential voters have already decided whether or not they would vote for Hillary…..I am in the long line of those who would not under any circumstance.

    Comment by dudley1 — September 21, 2007 @ 9:10 am

  8. The Smartest Woman In The World! That’s who we’re watching in action here. Don’t you EVER forget it.

    Comment by dogette — September 21, 2007 @ 9:47 am

  9. The smartest woman in the world?????? Sorry, she is a carpet munching carpet bagger from Arkansas formerly from Illinois. She is a liar, very forgetful, vile , mean & despises all this country stands for! Almost forgot……foul mouthed & ugly too!

    Smartest woman in the world…BullllShit!

    Comment by dudley1 — September 21, 2007 @ 12:51 pm

  10. I guess Dudley won’t be asking Hillary out on a date anytime soon.

    Comment by james old guy — September 21, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

  11. She can’t possibly be the smartest woman in the world… Look who she married… duh!

    Comment by RedNeck — September 22, 2007 @ 8:42 am

  12. James Old Guy……..

    PS….Unlike most ugly women Hillary does “NOT” get better looking at closing time.The only way I would go out on a date with this Freezer Eagle is to take her for a long walk on a short pier.

    Comment by dudley1 — September 23, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

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