September 24, 2007

Just What You Needed, Not.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:56 pm

Surely, you really don’t need to read another dewemplin blogger’s take on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s performance today at Columbia University. Not to worry; I’ll be brief, as these are the pop-into-my cruller variety of thoughts as I watched this evil man do his thing.

If one had been sound asleep for the past several years and awakened to listen to Ahmadinejad’s speech:

You might think you were listening to Albert Schweitzer or Ghandi.

You might think that Iran was as friendly and hospitable as Disneyworld.

You might think that all the pictures you’ve seen of the concentration camps and extermination camps in places like Dachau, Auschwitz and Treblinka had been photoshopped and that more “research” into their authenticity is necessary.

You might think that women in Iran have a wonderful life, full of countless opportunities equal to those enjoyed by men.

You might think that the only terrorists in the world are the Joos and, of course, the United States for its support of Israel.

You might think that there is something unique about the Iranian gene pool (or perhaps something in the water) that has resulted in a country where there are no homosexuals.

You might think that 9/11 was an “incident” rather than a brutal, unprovoked attack by Islamic lunatics.

Fortunately, those of us who have not been asleep for the past several years know better.

That is all.


  1. Okay, and it’s a surprise to discover that all the verbiage he spouted was unadulterated bullshit?

    Comment by DMerriman — September 24, 2007 @ 7:27 pm

  2. “You might think that the only terrorists in the world are the Joos…”

    Wait a sec…am I not a Joo? And do I not terrorize you? I rest my case.

    Comment by Wiseass Jooette — September 24, 2007 @ 7:29 pm

  3. Tell your Wiseass Jooette that she doesn’t terroize you, she teases you but she might just terroize your hair.

    Comment by LeeAnn — September 24, 2007 @ 10:17 pm

  4. I think you mean the women of Iran. *grin*

    Oh and LeeAnn is right – just look at all the photoshops where your farookin’ great hair has alit upon some interesting animal or monument. 😉

    Comment by Teresa — September 25, 2007 @ 10:35 am

  5. Nice work on the key points. The entire speech was humorous….in a very sick kind of way.

    Comment by Joyce — September 25, 2007 @ 11:00 am

  6. T, OK, you officially cracked me up. “. . . alit upon some interesting monument.”

    Comment by dogette — September 25, 2007 @ 11:05 am

  7. Yeah, there are too many people in the country now who are either too young to remember that the Iranians took over the American embassy over twenty five years ago thus declaring war on the USA. Listening to this sumbitch one would think that not only it never happened he had nothing to do with it..he took spin lessons from Bill Clinton

    Comment by GUYK — September 25, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

  8. Guys,

    Y’all need to calm down and examine what was TRULY going on. What was really happening was Mamoud was trying to earn a gig on Last Comic Standing and unfortunately found himself playing the William Hung role… to be him 🙂

    The fact that ANYONE applauded for a single word this idiot said scares me over what our future leaders will believe and won’t believe.

    Comment by Robbie K. — September 25, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

  9. The homosexuals part cracked me up. I just caught a snippet of it on the news this morning and of course that’s the part I heard. I almost spit out my coffee. What an idiot!

    Comment by Carmen — September 25, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  10. Nope, no homoseaxuals in Iran..there they are just corksoakers

    Comment by GUYK — September 25, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

  11. Oh excellent! I cracked up Dogette!!! Yay! ROFLMAO.

    Comment by Teresa — September 25, 2007 @ 9:25 pm

  12. T, that gives me an excellent idea! But since I’m so oysgeshpilt at the mo’, it’ll have to wait till possibly tomorrow night. I have the perfect monument in mind.

    Comment by Erica — September 25, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

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