October 4, 2007

Scuzzoid of the Day.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:45 pm

This morning, I pulled up to the store at which I buy my ride-to-work coffee. Standing outside the store was a big, fat, cruddy looking guy who was wearing a black tee shirt on which appeared:

United Pimp Service

If I had been thirty years younger, and a foot or so taller, I would have suggested to this waste of oxygen that, in his case, the letters “UPS” could well stand for “Ugly Piece of Shit.”

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll wind up in the slammer for one thing or another. Or, even better, maybe he’ll get hit by a bus.

P.S. Notably (particularly for the lawyers out there), the “UPS” on the shirt was a knockoff of the “United Parcel Service” trademark. I wouldn’t expect this knuckle dragger to be deterred by Title 17 of the United States Code.


  1. Thank heavens we don’t have any dooshbags like that where I come from because, in my neighborhood, if someone violated Title 17 of the United States Code, well, they’d no doubt be strung up to the electrical wires by their Manly Knockers.

    Comment by Erica — October 4, 2007 @ 10:40 pm

  2. I would have just for fun. No way that guy would kick a midget’s ass.

    Comment by dick — October 5, 2007 @ 10:59 am

  3. I keep seeing this fancy printed bumpersticker on the back of a truck in these parts and the logo is a dead-on replication of the Harley-Davidson logo (the classic bar and shield, black and orange colors) but instead of the words “Harley-Davidson Motorcycles” in the bars they’ve got some “camp” group’s name on it or some shit like that. Who knows how many they’ve printed up and disseminated.

    Comment by dogette — October 5, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

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