October 18, 2007

Dennis Kucinich Meets a Fire Hydrant.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:24 pm

Fire Hydrant: Yo, Shorty!

Kucinich: Excuse me, but are you talking to me?

Fire Hydrant: As a matter of fact, I am.

Kucinich: You’ve got some nerve. You’re pretty short yourself.

Fire Hydrant: Well, that makes two things we have in common.

Kucinich: Oh yeah? What’s the other thing?

Fire Hydrant: Neither of us will ever be President.

10 Comments »

  1. Heh. I thought it was gonna be a joke about Erica.

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — October 18, 2007 @ 7:57 pm

  2. The closer Erica’s ass is built to the ground, the easier it is for her to kick shins and kneecaps. Jess remembah dat.

    Comment by Wiseass Jooette — October 18, 2007 @ 8:03 pm

  3. That’s a no shitter.

    Comment by dick — October 18, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  4. Jim. You are demented.

    In a good way.

    Comment by dogette — October 19, 2007 @ 7:57 am

  5. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303159,00.html

    Jersey has a 49% sanity rating.

    Comment by Dick — October 19, 2007 @ 9:00 am

  6. Hee!!!

    Comment by TJ — October 19, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

  7. What? Erica is vertically challenged? I had no idea.

    Comment by Dash — October 19, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

  8. Could we please turn our attention back to Hairboy’s excellent post about some dooshbag goober from Ohio having a conversation with a Johnny Pump, and ignore the fact that I am not exactly a Human Skyscraper?

    Hell, I thought it was pretty funny. Kind of like the one with Chuck Hagel and…what was it? Bean wax, or some shit? Were you inspired by the joke about the Jooish guy praying at the Western Wall?

    Comment by Erica — October 19, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

  9. PS: Yo, Dash, short as I may be, I could still kick your ass at pool, and am waiting for your Texas Two-Stepping Ass to show up at a blogmeet so’s I can prove it.

    😉

    Comment by Erica — October 19, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

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