December 18, 2007

The Wiseass Jooette and the Matzoh Ball.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:01 pm

Well, she asked for it.

Jooette: Yo.

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: You just gonna sit there?

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: Wanna watch some tube? Hill Street Blues is on.

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: Wanna see me do some hand farts?

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: How about we go out for a few beers and shoot some pool?

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: You just wanna sit around here and do absolutely nothing?

Matzoh Ball: Actually, I’m having a lovely time just sitting here watching your moustache grow.

Jooette: Prick!

UPDATE: The Wiseass Jooette responds. Made me laugh out loud, it did.

12 Comments »

  1. Hahaha….you are King Massengill of the Northeastern Isle of Haire Buoy. More mean comments forthcoming from me as they pop into my keppe.

    🙂

    Comment by Erica — December 18, 2007 @ 6:39 pm

  2. OMG – ROFLMAO!!!! Holy Crap you two are a riot.

    Comment by Teresa — December 18, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

  3. OMG that . . . thing . . . floating in the . . . now I’m sleeping with a night light on, thanks a lot E.

    Comment by dogette — December 18, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  4. I can’t quit laughing. Good God that was great stuff.

    Comment by Bou — December 18, 2007 @ 10:29 pm

  5. It’s a true pleasure to see one of Jimbo’s classic Bloggy Smackdowns from a perspective other than the Receiving End.

    Comment by Elisson — December 18, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

  6. good!!
    电加热器

    Comment by ww — December 19, 2007 @ 2:34 am

  7. her retort was pure art. however, as if a matzoh ball could be less appetizing, eyebrows! eeeeeeeeeee.

    ya’ll have fun!

    Comment by supergurl — December 19, 2007 @ 8:03 am

  8. Keep reading this and giggling…

    Comment by Teresa — December 19, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

  9. You two are a stitch! You sure you’re not related? Maybe in a different life.

    Comment by joated — December 19, 2007 @ 6:07 pm

  10. Jimbo, think about this for a sec: You speak better Yiddish than I do; I could pack away a comparable number of cocktails — remember, I took to the Chocolate Vodka thing like a fly on shit; you have New York roots; I have Newark roots; and we both share Polish ancestry…

    I think it’s possible, if not probable, somewhere along the line, that we might be related. Although, someone somewhere on your side obviously married outside the fold.

    Comment by Erica — December 20, 2007 @ 9:18 am

  11. “I think it’s possible, if not probable, somewhere along the line, that we might be related.”

    … mercy….

    Jimbo

    Comment by Jim — December 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

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