December 18, 2007

The Wiseass Jooette and the Matzoh Ball.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:01 pm

Well, she asked for it.

Jooette: Yo.

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: You just gonna sit there?

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: Wanna watch some tube? Hill Street Blues is on.

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: Wanna see me do some hand farts?

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: How about we go out for a few beers and shoot some pool?

Matzoh Ball:

Jooette: You just wanna sit around here and do absolutely nothing?

Matzoh Ball: Actually, I’m having a lovely time just sitting here watching your moustache grow.

Jooette: Prick!

UPDATE: The Wiseass Jooette responds. Made me laugh out loud, it did.


  1. Hahaha….you are King Massengill of the Northeastern Isle of Haire Buoy. More mean comments forthcoming from me as they pop into my keppe.


    Comment by Erica — December 18, 2007 @ 6:39 pm

  2. OMG – ROFLMAO!!!! Holy Crap you two are a riot.

    Comment by Teresa — December 18, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

  3. OMG that . . . thing . . . floating in the . . . now I’m sleeping with a night light on, thanks a lot E.

    Comment by dogette — December 18, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  4. I can’t quit laughing. Good God that was great stuff.

    Comment by Bou — December 18, 2007 @ 10:29 pm

  5. It’s a true pleasure to see one of Jimbo’s classic Bloggy Smackdowns from a perspective other than the Receiving End.

    Comment by Elisson — December 18, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

  6. good!!

    Comment by ww — December 19, 2007 @ 2:34 am

  7. her retort was pure art. however, as if a matzoh ball could be less appetizing, eyebrows! eeeeeeeeeee.

    ya’ll have fun!

    Comment by supergurl — December 19, 2007 @ 8:03 am

  8. Keep reading this and giggling…

    Comment by Teresa — December 19, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

  9. You two are a stitch! You sure you’re not related? Maybe in a different life.

    Comment by joated — December 19, 2007 @ 6:07 pm

  10. Jimbo, think about this for a sec: You speak better Yiddish than I do; I could pack away a comparable number of cocktails — remember, I took to the Chocolate Vodka thing like a fly on shit; you have New York roots; I have Newark roots; and we both share Polish ancestry…

    I think it’s possible, if not probable, somewhere along the line, that we might be related. Although, someone somewhere on your side obviously married outside the fold.

    Comment by Erica — December 20, 2007 @ 9:18 am

  11. “I think it’s possible, if not probable, somewhere along the line, that we might be related.”

    … mercy….


    Comment by Jim — December 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

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