March 11, 2008

Client 9’s E-Mails.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:21 pm

The ever-vigilant PRS Operatives have obtained copies of an e-mail thread between the Emperors Club VIP (identified below as “EC”) and Client 9. For ease of reading, the e-mails are listed from oldest to most recent. Here it is:

From: EC
To: Client 9
Subject: DC Meeting

Receipt of your payment is confirmed. Our employee will meet with you at the usual place.

From: Client 9
To: EC
Subject: DC Meeting

Great. What is your employee’s name?

From: EC
To: Client 9
Subject: DC Meeting

Her name is Kristen, and she loves to par-TAY.

From: Client 9
To: EC
Subject: DC Meeting

Excellent! What does she look like?

From: EC
To: Client 9
Subject: DC Meeting

She is a petite brunette. Here is a recent photo.


From: Client 9
To: EC
Subject: DC Meeting



  1. Now, was Client 9 paying or being paid? ‘Cause $5,000 wouldn’t be enough if Client 9 were being paid. Just saying.

    Comment by joated — March 11, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

  2. Judging from the look on the hooker’s face, Eli must have at least 12 inches of Spitzer.

    Comment by Cappy — March 11, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

  3. Speaking of the “Lady”, listen to this clip where she says the Clinton administration.

    The following is from an AP article.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California, who hasn’t endorsed either candidate, said a unity ticket was impossible.

    She said the Clinton campaign “has fairly ruled that out by proclaiming that Senator McCain would be a better commander in chief than Obama.”

    I’m loving it!

    Comment by Gerald — March 11, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

  4. The look says it all… OMG you want me to have sex with HIM???!!! Where’s the Cristal?

    Comment by Teresa — March 11, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

  5. You owe me a new nose. I just shot beer through my old one.

    Comment by Craig — March 11, 2008 @ 10:34 pm


    I’m would take on the bugg-eyed beauty. Butt furst I’m need da following supprize (supplies):

    NUMBA 1. Bugg juice- this bee three litres of Korean Jin-Ro or So-Ju “with formaldehyde”, add waters-melon, bana-nanna, and anytings you tink could be a fruit to large pot. Cut up froots, pour in booze, let sit 1 month or 10 minutes, it will still taste da same.

    NUMBA 2. SEA-OTTER “PETER”, in soup form. Take one male SeaOtter and cutt off the peter. Next, throw away worf-less suffering sea-critter remembering to retain the PETER. Put in stew pot, add water, wedgie-tables, and green stuff. Bring to a boil, then removes frum heat, and serve wiff KimChee. *Warning* Do not buy SEA OTTER PETER frum Chinese blastards as it is really only the dog dick! Do not over-cook PETER or it will be as wrinkled and scrawney as the member of Senator John McCrain!

    Spleeking of John McCrain-

    NUMBA 3. If you should haves trouble wiff your “One-eyed Wally the Blue-veined Throbber” AKA: “Luv Thang” and the SEA OTTER PETER ain’t kickin in, I’m weck-o-mend you quickly consume 2kgs of Korean RED Ginseng. Now then, if all else fails go to Wallgleans and get one pack of tongue suppressors and abrout 100 meters of 1st Aid or duck tape. This will provide the slupport you may need and it worked for me with Madame Alblight.

    That is all. Luv Yoo Looong Time!
    Great Reader, KIM JONG IL
    Pyongyang, DPRK

    Comment by JihadGene — March 11, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

  7. Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!

    Stabbing violin music provided gratis, free, and without charge.

    Comment by dogette — March 12, 2008 @ 9:13 am

  8. I am waiting for the transcript of Skeeveys phonecall to Emporors Club

    Comment by awtm — March 12, 2008 @ 10:08 am

  9. no one would knowingly have sex with Pelosi would they?

    Well unless she had a Obama mask on…one of those cultish followers may…?

    Comment by awtm — March 12, 2008 @ 10:11 am

  10. Oh man, the eyes are burning now…

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — March 12, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  11. Wasn’t there a cult film called “Client 9 From Outer Space”? I’m sure there was.

    Comment by dogette — March 13, 2008 @ 10:15 am

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