May 23, 2008

Back from Gatorland.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:12 pm

The Usual Suspects arrived back in Jersey after a week sunshine, power drinking, power eating, and power pool bobbing. Far from being rested, I’m farookin’ exhausted.

I began the process of reading a gazillion and deleting about three gazillion e-mails. I also read through the Wiseass Jooette’s posts (and all you finks who thought they were da bomb), about which I will surely have something to say once I can properly focus my eyes for more than ten minutes.***

I must admit that after leaving the beautiful, clean Fort Myers–Sanibel Airport, returning to Newark Airport is a bit like being hit in the moosh with a bag of shit.

I’m too tired to make much sense at the moment, or to do much of anything other than scratch my “peel” somewhere under which is something resembling a tan.

Later, Peeps.

*** I would like to thank the Wiseass Jooette for keeping the place popping while I was gone, even though most of the content was pure baloney, particularly the shit about Jackie Robinson being safe and the alleged bald spot.


  1. Woo Hoo!!! Welcome back! Now, rest the old eyeballs and then in a day or two (when you’re conscious again) give us whatever story you might remember of your adventures.

    I’m guessing Da Bodyguard will pop in with some corroborating evidence to back you up… LOL.

    Comment by Teresa — May 23, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

  2. Welcome back, Jimbo. Good to know you returned with all your appendages after a visit to Gatorland.

    Comment by DMerriman — May 23, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

  3. Welcome back! You want some pulled pork and a ton of booze tomorrow? Come by my place!

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — May 23, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

  4. Shalom aleichem, Hairboy. Let me tell you, bro…you were one missed sumbitch. I think I may have gotten you delinked from a few places, and received at least one nasty comment (from a Brooklynite, no less, who moved to Jersey, so who could blame them for their disillusionment, right?). Hope we could still be pals!

    And you really mustn’t be so sensitive about Da Bald Spot. You know, Ted Danson had a very lucrative career after he revealed that he wears a rug, and need I mention Sean Connery? Helloooooooooooooooo?!

    Trust me on this: Hirsute is out…bald is in. Stop hiding behind that hair and let yourself be free!

    Comment by Erica — May 23, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

  5. so you made it once more without losing a leg to a gator..congrats!

    Comment by GUYK — May 24, 2008 @ 10:16 am

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