July 2, 2008

Jimbo Thinks Out Loud About this Blog.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:15 pm

Permit me a bit of introspection.

I try to be mindful of the Law of Occum’s Razor when I do the introspective thing, and Occum’s Razor would lead to the following conclusions:

1. My cruller is fogged by some sort of a micro organism that has rendered me a stumbling, unable-to-concentrate snot factory.

2. Whatever energy I may have had at the beginning of the day is now completely sapped, as evidenced by my seemingly Bataan Death March-like stumble between my office and the Big, Fat, Black Capitalistic Car at the end of the work day.

3. The Booger Fairies that have rendered me a pathetic snot-filled dewemplin have prevented me from having any ground pound time, which is the time when I have almost always formulated readworthy posts.

Then again (and much more ominous) is the possibility that I have completely and forever lost whatever I once had resembling a fastball. All I know is that, at the moment, blogging just doesn’t seem like much fun.

All is not lost, for I am healthy enough to recognize that Harry Reid is a contemptible swine (I always knew that), but I have recently been reminded that he is also as dumb as a bag of potting soil.


  1. You had me at “snot-filled dewemplin”, you honey-tongued devil.

    Comment by LeeAnn — July 2, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

  2. Might I recommend a generous serving of a strong hot toddy of bourbon, honey and lemon juice, followed by a nice hot shower, and then early bedtime? Apply Vicks VapoRub as needed. Feel better soon!

    Comment by Mary — July 2, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

  3. As counsel for the Federated League Of Potting Soil (FLOPS) I demand that you rescind this outrageous slur against our membership.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — July 3, 2008 @ 8:09 am

  4. And come down to Red Bank Sunday night. After the concert we’ll get exceedingly drunk and your congestatory issues will evaporate.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — July 3, 2008 @ 8:10 am

  5. … we’re on the same sheet, brother…..

    Comment by Eric — July 3, 2008 @ 8:27 am

  6. Perhaps it’s the coal that’s making you sick…

    Comment by David — July 3, 2008 @ 11:22 am

  7. Here’s a bit of sad news:

    Comment by Jerry K — July 3, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

  8. What a beautiful epitaph: “His wife of 29 years called him the perfect Bozo.”

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — July 4, 2008 @ 7:57 am

  9. I’m there with you and I’m not even sick.

    Comment by Bou — July 4, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

  10. Like It’s been said before, RE: Harry Reid – “Where’s a good assassin when you need one?”
    That useless effer needs to just go away. And he’s from my state.

    Comment by Dave S. — July 7, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

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