July 29, 2008

Well, That’s a Relief.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:49 pm
I am 22% White Trash.
Not at all White Trashy!

I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

Of course, the part about “more than likely [a] Democrat” is troubling and deadass wrong.

Swiped it from Captain SQL


  1. Heh. I came in at only 15%. Maybe it’s a “Jersey thing” 🙂

    Comment by DMerriman — July 29, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

  2. Hoo-whee! 31%, and I can spell arugula! Livin’ in Texas is sure way to boost your score. But I’m not too certain about that there test. Nowhere did it ask about furnishing the TV room with aluminum lawn chairs, using an old T-shirt for a gas cap, or mixing cheap hard liquor with root beer or cream soda. I think a Yankee wrote it.

    Comment by mike anderson — July 29, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

  3. Originally from Ohio but have lived in the south (Florida) for the past 34 years, wanted to see if I’ve been tainted. 25%. Coulda been worse.

    Comment by Jean — July 29, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

  4. 13%. I’m thinking drinking wine out of box isn’t going to happen since I don’t drink. I’d drink that chocolate vodka out of a box though… mmmm… Good Grief.

    Comment by Bou — July 29, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

  5. Well I’m guessing no bar fights got my score down to 11%…

    Comment by Teresa — July 30, 2008 @ 12:16 am

  6. Dang it, it won’t load for me 🙁

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — July 30, 2008 @ 9:55 am

  7. Only 24%, but I’ll try harder next time.

    Comment by Dash — July 30, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

  8. .. spooky…. I got 22% as well….. and I am about as white a they come..

    Comment by Eric — July 30, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

  9. I got 13% and I DO drink wine out of the box. On special occasions. It’s a step up from the jug!

    Comment by Shamrock — July 30, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

  10. I’m waiting for Redneck to weigh in to see if this test is worth a damn. I’m countin’ on you ‘Neck!

    Comment by Jim — July 30, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

  11. Y’all are a bunch of city sissies.

    I am 36% White Trash.
    Not Too White Trashy
    The white trash in our blood will not keep you from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep you from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — July 31, 2008 @ 6:41 am

  12. 11%. There’s a car parked on the lawn across the way, though.

    Comment by dogette — July 31, 2008 @ 8:05 am

  13. I’m ashamed. 10%.

    Comment by Hudson — August 1, 2008 @ 8:56 am

  14. I got all mine when Grandpa swam the Ohio nearly 100 years ago. He just had to see if teeth really could be plural.

    Comment by Cappy — August 1, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

  15. Beloved Leader known as Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, has scored 10 million PERCENT! All hail KIM Jong IL!!!
    We the glorious people’s of North Korea will have an ohfishall “HOSE DOWN” in honor of Great Reader’s over-achievement!

    General Jimmy Wang Yang
    The Peep’s Army

    Comment by JihadGene — August 2, 2008 @ 10:57 am

  16. Look at my results, Jimbo!

    Comment by Dz — August 5, 2008 @ 1:48 am

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