August 8, 2008

Look Out, Junior: Here Comes Prince Chunk.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Erica @ 9:09 am

Ya know, with all your steaming rivers of raw sewage, babbling brooks of bleccch, and choking pollution that makes breathing in Beijing’s atmosphere feel like inhaling the cool, clear air from the peak of a Swiss Alps mountaintop, I was not one bit surprised to learn that New Jersey had spawned a 44-pound cat. You peeps in Jersey constantly outdo yourselves. Rock on with your bad selves. Really, I mean that.

In fact, as if most don’t already know this by now, “Princess Chunk,” in all her corpulent glory, was apparently such a big girl that it wasn’t until days later that they were able to locate the congenital nub which forced Camden County Animal Shelter peeps to rename the beast “Prince Chunk.”

Well, be that as it may, Prince Chunk is a mighty fine lookin’ feline and, as a free service resultant from the Wiseass Jooette being so exceedingly awed by this Jersey phenom, she has volunteered to perform a complimentary hair transplant because, when one is suddenly thrust in the spotlight of the national media, one should absolutely look their farookin’ finest.


Well, am I right or am I right?


  1. Girl… that’s just one of the best.

    Awe. I am in some.awe.

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — August 8, 2008 @ 9:45 am

  2. That hair. So . . . familiar.

    Comment by dogette — August 8, 2008 @ 10:23 am

  3. Now picture that driving a big black capitalist car down the GSP………………

    Comment by Brian, "Proud Air Force Vet" — August 8, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

  4. All he needs is a bottle of chocolate vodka lying empty next to him.


    Comment by Teresa — August 8, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

  5. I know, I know…and a pink T-shirt that says “FUHRC” on it. But I was running late, as yoozhe, and I figured he’s a big boy and could accessorize hisowndamnself.

    Comment by Erica — August 8, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

  6. Ya know, Prince Chunk has more than the hair in common with Jimbo.

    Comment by joated — August 8, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  7. Gad. It took a few moments for me to realize that it was a Photoshop job. Good work, Erica!

    Comment by DMerriman — August 8, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

  8. SUWEET!!!

    Comment by Mick — August 8, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

  9. Man. I am in awe. That great farooking hair makes that obese cat downright captivating! Bravo, Erica!

    Comment by supergurl — August 9, 2008 @ 11:12 am

  10. Thought you might want to know…the left side is pushing Cindy (the BUSHBUSTER ) against the Pelosi
    headache. link here:

    Read it and weep, ye of democrapic illusions.

    Comment by Don Juan — August 9, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

  11. A strange and frightening genetic mutation. The cat, as well as the hair.

    Comment by Cappy — August 9, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  12. Perfect! Something to help me lose my appetite, just in time for Tisha b’Av!

    Comment by Elisson — August 9, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

  13. looking good! Can he play the six string?

    Comment by hammer — August 9, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

  14. Dateline Brooklyn-
    It was discovered today that the Chinese manufactured “Fat Cat Chow” contains some 57% fat and 43% Rogaine!

    Comment by JihadGene — August 10, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

  15. OH.MUY.GAWD.

    Comment by Maeve — August 10, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

  16. A twin separated at birth?

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — August 11, 2008 @ 7:47 am

  17. Really, I may just have to scratch her eyes out.

    Comment by Jim - PRS — August 11, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

  18. Hairboy, tsk, tsk…you know that even someone like Joobacca, hisownself, would be a big hit with the ladies iffen he had hair like yours. With his new ‘do’ and instant babe-appeal, Prince Chunk will probably spawn more baby chunklets than there are bottles of tater squeezins in you freezer. Plus, I need my eyes, otherwise how am I supposed to admire the birds nest, uhm, I mean Stately Virile Coif on top of your cruller?

    Comment by Erica — August 11, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

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