September 12, 2008

Roger Ebert – Douchebag.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:25 pm

So Roger Ebert, the who-gives-a-shit movie reviewer and putrid sack of pus, got whacked in the cruller by another film critic at the Toronto Film Festival. Yeah, I know that Roger is sick, but, fortuitous though the cruller whack may have been, the asshole had it coming.

I trust the American people will see through Palin, and save the Republic in November.

Yo, Roger. “Save the Republic?” Are you farookin’ nuts?

Take a read through the Constitution (or maybe take Civics 101). A “Republic” is about the last thing Obama and his ilk have an interest in preserving. In Obama’s world, yet more power would be ceded to the federal government and a judicial oligarchy ruled by the likes of Ruth Bader Ginsburg to decide cases based on considerations of foreign law and God knows what else.

I’m with the Other Rodger.


  1. The only consolation is that the SOB will be meeting his former partner in the near future. Sorry, I feel nothing for the assclown.

    Comment by Jerry K — September 12, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

  2. Hey, I figure I can ask you… would you rather vote the Lawyer ticket, or the Warrior/Businessperson ticket?

    Would it depend on the lawyer? Cuz I’d vote for you, Jimbo, without reservation.


    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — September 12, 2008 @ 9:01 pm

  3. Yo, people actually lend this washed up douchebag credibility and listen to a word he has to say? I believe he is what Dogette might call “a gasbag.”

    I think one of the scary problems our nation faces is that they listen to the political advice of: Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, Bon Jovi, Susan Sarandon, Matt Damon, Oprah (F**k you, Oprah!) Winfrey, and Roger Ebert, some slovenly, drooling puke who watches movies for a living…and that’s how they decide who they will be voting for.

    So, all the shit educators supposedly teach kids in school, about the history of our country, the Constitution, how men died so we could have freedom from the British, and the right to vote and hold elections, and why the election process is so exciting, and keeps history alive…who needs it?

    Just listen to the informed opinions of some liberal conehead in a sweater vest and tweed jacked with elbow pads who makes a gazillion $$ for saying whether or not he liked a movie or not. Sigh.

    I give that bullshit two unenthusiastic thumbs down.

    Comment by Erica — September 12, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  4. Alec, Sean, Bon… all those people remind me of the slimy shits you get after drinking massive quantities of beer until and then eating a dozen White Castle burgers (MMMmmm).

    Comment by Mike R. — September 12, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

  5. Time: 0001 Zulu

    Date: Cinco de Mayo

    Location: PyongYang Norf Korean Convalescent Hospital and Uranium Enrichment Plant #3

    To: JimBlow at Parkweigh Restaurant

    From: Great Reader KIM Jong ILL

    Question: Is movie guy talking about the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea or something else?

    * Please reply ASLAP as I don’t want to miss my blingo (bingo) game after lunch.

    Comment by JihadGene — September 13, 2008 @ 11:59 am

  6. E — He definitely qualifies as a gasbag. In fact, he may be the prototype for all gasbags that have come after him.

    What in HELL is Ebert writing columns about Palin for anyway? Isn’t he a film reviewer? I’m confused. Gasbags confuse me.

    Comment by dogette — September 13, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

  7. In the world of Hollywood, once you become “a star”, you automatically know everything about everything.

    I’m still wondering about the original story of the dude who thwacked Ebert. As I was reading it, I wondered… how much are they leaving out? What was Ebert doing before the thwack? I’m almost 100% positive the guy didn’t get up and start wailing away because he was “tapped” on the shoulder.

    However, we won’t ever know the real story so I will continue to the logical conclusion… Ebert was acting like the total smarmy asshole he is and this guy just couldn’t take it anymore. Heh. Good for him!

    Comment by Teresa — September 13, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

  8. I can’t stand those “Hollywood-Know-It-Alls.” None of them know anything, take that Goldberg freak for instance.

    I’m just sayin’

    Comment by Braden — September 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

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