October 1, 2008

The World’s Biggest Slob.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:44 pm

I think that, from time to time, we all take a look around our abode and decide that a bit of tidying up is in order. Hell, sometimes even more than a bit is necessary. Then again, there are those who don’t tidy up nearly as often as they should (i.e. slobs). But I think it’s fair to say that even slobs clean up their digs once in a while (e.g. when expecting company, holidays).

So if you know someone who is a slob, or if deep in your heart you know you’re a slob, take heart, for there is at least one person who is a bigger slob than anyone you know and who is even a bigger slob than you.

This has to be the World’s Biggest Slob, and it ain’t pretty. No, not at all (Yes, the ultimate slob is a woman and yes, she is also not exactly a health nut).

Can you say eeeeewwwwwww?”


  1. This reminds me. The other day, hanging out with the other retired (or semi-retired) folk at the chess club, I discovered why it is that old folks smell bad.

    It’s because they figure that they can get a couple of days wear on their clothes, between washing. Who wants to waste time washing clothes that are pretty much clean? The problem is especially advanced in those, like me, who have had jobs that involved getting very very dirty. By comparison, clothes you wear when you’re retired seem very clean. And then, getting older, their sense of smell drops off, and their ability to count gets a little hazy.

    Comment by Carl Brannen — October 1, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

  2. “She seemed so quiet.”

    Comment by dogette — October 1, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

  3. Send this over to Denny at GOC & tell him your midwest operatives have found TDHO`S house.

    Comment by dudley1 — October 1, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

  4. For a moment there I thought someone took pictures of my daughters bedrooms…(G)

    Comment by Gerald — October 1, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

  5. ….. that had to be staged….. how could anyone even walk in all that garbage?……

    ….. still, it does kinda remind me of the Army quad in Pensacola circa 1990….. except they had less cigarette butts…..

    Comment by Eric — October 1, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

  6. China is communist so they have free health care, right? That’s what I thought.

    Now I’m not so sure: The child’s parents, who come from central China’s Henan province, filed a lawsuit in a court in Zhenping county seeking $22,000 in compensation from Sanlu for medical, travel and other expenses incurred after the child developed kidney stones, the magazine said.

    Comment by Carl Brannen — October 1, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

  7. Ewwwwwww-ick.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — October 2, 2008 @ 9:29 am

  8. I saw that a few days ago… I was tempted to post about it, but I was completely squicked out by the bathroom pics.

    Comment by El Capitan — October 2, 2008 @ 11:39 am

  9. OH.MY.GAWD.
    I need to shower with some clorox after viewing that……..

    Comment by Maeve — October 2, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

  10. Betcha that woman has misplaced a few tuna fish sandwiches under her titties from time to time, too. It has been known to happen amongst the Truly Filthy.

    Thank Gawd this blog has not yet installed Firefox’s new “Smell-O-Vision” plug-in. Gack.

    Comment by Elisson — October 2, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

  11. At least she has good taste in food. What-a-Burger rox!

    Comment by Jerry — October 3, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

  12. Man, what a waste,,,ruined a good keyboard!

    Comment by Michele — October 3, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

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