October 10, 2008

Cancel a Celebrity’s Vote!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:42 pm

In New Jersey, where a majority of the electorate is either brain dead or has a vested interested in keeping democrats in power (e.g. a government job, a government contract, the continued regular receipt of a welfare check), each election we Republicans dutifully march off to the polls, knowing that we may as well be pissing into the wind. “What’s the point?” we ask ourselves, but we vote, nonetheless, in order to virtuously maintain our bitching rights.

But, this election, Dogette has provided us with the opportunity to put some genuine joy into the otherwise gloomy process of voting. You can click on over to Dogette’s site and lay claim to the celebrity douchbag’s vote you want to cancel. What a perfectly splendid idea!

Don’t even think about claiming Bruce Springsteen, the phony-assed, marginally talented, reportedly smelly, pretend to be a working guy, Jersey singer (if one could call growling “singing”) and songwriter (if one could call his vapid crapola “songs”). His vote is already taken.

Go now. You’ll feel better. I promise.

5 Comments »

  1. I got a “Forbidden 403” error when I tried to go to the links in your post. I really wanted to cancel out Barbra Streisand!!!

    Comment by Sandy — October 10, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

  2. I DETEST that turd, springsteen! Honestly! I have never understood all the hoopla. I remember friends in high school practically creaming their jeans as they communicated to me in hushed reverence that they had been truly lucky to acquire bruce springsteen tickets at some big Colorado venue. I couldn’t help standing there staring at them with glazed-over eyes whilst my brain attempted to make the connection. All I remember is thinking “Big Deal! springsteen sucks. Can’t sing worth a damn! Give me tickets to Herbie Hancock or Tony Bennett or Earth, Wind & Fire or Al Jarreau…anyone but that buttwipe”. I still feel that way.

    Comment by Lee — October 11, 2008 @ 1:57 am

  3. I get a 403 error also. I thought it was because I live in Thailand.

    Comment by Gerald — October 11, 2008 @ 3:33 am

  4. Yo Jimbo, my emails to you (new ones, and attempted “replies” to yours) are bouncing back to me with a feverish attitude. I asked Craig what’s going on and he said Comcast (well, he actually put a frothy an festive adjective in front of the word “Comcast”) is blocking my IP out of sheer spite. Something to that effect.

    Comment by dogette — October 11, 2008 @ 8:38 am

  5. I also got a 403 error. Love that website and hope that whoever is blocking it will stop.

    Comment by Ms. Pat — October 13, 2008 @ 12:30 am

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