November 19, 2008

The Platonic Form of Assholery. (Updated)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:31 pm

Have you seen the montage of Keith Olbermann’s “Special Commentaries?” They are, quite simply, priceless.

Can you imagine how cool it would be if, at the VERY end of one of his Special Commentaries, when he turns away from the camera and brazenly steals Edward R. Morrow’s signature tag-line (“Good night and good luck”), he were hit in the moosh with a fistful of dogshit?

SPLAT-TAY!!! Stinkola! Runny dogshit!

I must say, the mere thought of it sends a Chris Matthews tingle up my leg.

Kerrrrrrrr forrrrr yeeeeee!

Update: A commenter likened Keith Olbermann to the television “preacher” Robert Tilton. For those of you who may have missed it, we had a thing or two to say about Robert Tilton here.


  1. Olbermann reminds me of Robert Tilton, the con artist preacher who used to have a nationally televised ministry.

    Comment by Gerald — November 20, 2008 @ 1:53 am

  2. I’ve never understood how this douche-bag went from mediocre sports commentator to less than adequate political wonk. I tried watching him a few times and never made more than about 30 seconds. Total.

    Comment by Dan O — November 20, 2008 @ 11:28 am

  3. Pardon me but I must disagree. One shouldn’t waste good quality dog shit on Keith Olbermann.

    Comment by Tbird — November 20, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

  4. Splat-Tay indeed.

    The just deserts of the Dewemplin.

    Comment by Elisson — November 22, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

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