December 2, 2008

Barbara Walters’ Obama Interview: The Cutting Room Floor.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:06 pm

Millions of people watched Barbara Walters swoon over President-Elect Obama. Apparently, the producers of the show decided that portions of the interview should not be televised. Fortunately, PRS Operatives managed to obtain those omitted portions. They appear following Ms. Walters’ interview of President-Elect Obama.

Intro: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am bwoadcasting tonight from the Office of the Pwesident-Elect. My vewy special guest, or I should say, guests tonight are Pwesident-Elect Obama and his lovely wife Michelle Obama.

BW: Good evening Mr. Pwesident-Elect. It’s an honor to meet you.

BHO: My pleasure, Barbara. Please call me Barack.

BW: Oh my, how gwacious of you! OK, then “Bawack” it is!

BW: Duwing the campaign, you were cwiticized by wepublicans for lacking foweign policy cwedentials. How do you wespond to those cwiticisms now that you’ve won the election?

BHO: Typical right-wing bullshit is what it was. They can kiss my black ass!

BW: Maybe we should take a bweak now. Stop the tape.

BHO: Good. I need a goddamned smoke.

BW: Tell me, Bawack. If you were a can of soup, what kind of soup would you be?

BHO: Are you shitting me?

BW: Stop the tape. No, I’m sewious, Bawack. Your opposition says that no one weally knows much about you, and I feel that this question is both entertaining and wevealing.

BHO: OK. If you say so.

BW: Roll tape. Tell me, Bawack. If you were a can of soup, what kind of soup would you be?

BHO: Fascinating question, Barbara. I believe I would be a can of black bean soup.

BW: Intewesting answer, but some might say that you are playing the wace card with that answer.

BHO: Damn, you sure are one dumbass white woman.

BW: I think it’s time for another bweak.

BW: Michelle, let’s turn to you. I often hear it said that you are particularly well gwounded. Would you agwee with that assessment?

MO: That is most flattering, Barbara. Thank you. I suppose it is true. I think it is important to keep things in proper perspective and not to be carried away with a celebrity thing.

BW: Actually, when I spoke of your being well gwounded, I was wefewwing to your wather large feet.

MO: My feet? How’d you like me to come up side yo head, bitch?

BW: I think another bweak is in order.

BW: Back to you, Bawack. Duwing the campaign, and even now, people have compared you to Jesus Chwist and Pwesident Lincoln. Is that a fair compawison?

BHO: No, it’s not fair, because people should be comparing them to me.

BW: Are you saying that you’re gweater than Jesus Chwist or Pwesident Lincoln? Isn’t that a bit of a stwetch?

BHO: Not really. You see, the problem those guys had is that they didn’t know how to use a computer.

BW: But, Bawack. There were no computers when Jesus Chwist and Pwesident Lincoln were alive.

BHO: Sucks to be them. How much longer is this shit gonna take? I need another smoke.


  1. OK, then “Bawack” it is!


    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — December 2, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

  2. … dude, you are so going to get a visit from those Men In Black for this one……

    Comment by Eric — December 2, 2008 @ 7:49 pm


    You had better put a new chain on that be gonna need it

    Comment by GUYK — December 2, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

  4. Pity Bawack couldn’t light up what I suspect he WANTED to smoke — he’d have been a whole lot mellower…

    Comment by DMerriman — December 2, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

  5. BW: Michelle, let’s turn back to you. Many people have cwiticized your dwess sense. Do you think you should hiwer the people who dwessed Sawah Palin to help you with your wardwobe?

    *** Smack*** Thunk*** MO inspects her shoe.

    MO: Interview over. Glad I didn’t ruin this great pair of shoes kicking that hard head of hers.

    Comment by Teresa — December 2, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

  6. heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

    that wascally Bawbawa!

    Comment by Mike R. — December 3, 2008 @ 2:13 am

  7. Speaking of clowns:

    We were, were we not? 😉

    Comment by JerryK — December 3, 2008 @ 9:41 am

  8. My but that was “wevealing” indeed. What can of soup would you be? “Wace card.” I could just HEAR that. Thanks for the giggles.

    Comment by dogette — December 3, 2008 @ 10:15 am

  9. Oh shit, damn glad I am not your neighbor.

    Comment by James Old Guy — December 3, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

  10. Heh. Brilliant… 🙂

    Comment by Richmond — December 3, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  11. Bein’s that Bawack is only 6.25% black-does he still smoke Kools?

    Comment by Ernie Nilsen — December 4, 2008 @ 12:13 am

  12. This post made me pee a little. Heh.

    Comment by Elisson — December 5, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  13. Aw, who’m I kidding. This post made me piss all over myself.

    Comment by Elisson — December 5, 2008 @ 1:27 am

  14. I wish he would’ve smoked during the campaign… there’s more smoker haters than there are race card haters… if he had, who knows how many states Johnny Mac could’ve taken…

    Ah… so it is, he’s the “Elect”. January is gonna suck.

    Comment by RedNeck — December 6, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

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