January 2, 2009

Jimbo Chats with a Can of Beets.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:23 pm

A few days ago in the supermarket …………

Can of Beets: Yo!

Jimbo: Huh?

Can of Beets: Yo! Over here, next to the lima beans.

Jimbo: A talking can of beets?

Can of Beets: Yeah, what of it?

Jimbo: Nothing … just seems strange. What do you want?

Can of Beets: I’ve been watching you walk up and down this aisle for a few months now. You buy corn, peas, lima beans … all kinds of stuff. So, what’s wrong with me?

Jimbo: Sorry, but I really don’t care for beets.

Can of Beets: You don’t like beets? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you like horseradish?

Jimbo: Oh yeah. I love horseradish.

Can of Beets: Did you know that beets are what give horseradish its nice red color?

Jimbo: Frankly, I prefer white horseradish.

Can of Beets: Ha! I knew it!

Jimbo: You knew what?

Can of Beets: You’re a racist.

Jimbo: Don’t be ridiculous.

Can of Beets: Oh really? Let me ask you this. Did you vote for Obama?

Jimbo: No, I didn’t.

Can of Beets: Well, there you go. You’re one of those white supremacists and a member of the Klan. I’ll be you’re a war criminal too.


Can of Beets: Hey! Where do you think you’re going? Are you afraid to debate me? Bigot!

Jimbo: Stupid beets.


  1. Next you’ll be talkin’ to the fruit!

    Comment by Michele — January 2, 2009 @ 8:59 pm

  2. That was quite amusing. What will you talk to next?

    Comment by Kevin — January 2, 2009 @ 11:30 pm

  3. Forget talking to the fruit, you’ll be wearing the fruit!

    Didn’t Obama say he hated beets?

    Comment by LeeAnn — January 2, 2009 @ 11:49 pm

  4. Now I have a new expression: He’s got beets for brains.


    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — January 3, 2009 @ 8:25 am

  5. um… your brain should be part of some kinda scientific study. srsly.

    Comment by Jean — January 3, 2009 @ 8:57 am

  6. Stupid beets indeed. I bet the lima beans kicked beet’s ass later…

    Comment by Richmond — January 3, 2009 @ 12:06 pm

  7. You need to hang out with the Navy Beans instead. Or the small white potatoes.

    Comment by Bou — January 3, 2009 @ 12:10 pm

  8. HA! 🙂

    Comment by RT — January 4, 2009 @ 12:36 am

  9. Better dead than beet red.

    Comment by zonker — January 5, 2009 @ 9:57 am

  10. Beets will make you whiz red, if you’re susceptible to Beeturia. Of course, if you don’t know you’re susceptible to Beeturia, you think your kidneys are exploding.

    Eff a buncha beets. Commie root bastards.

    Comment by El Capitan — January 5, 2009 @ 12:05 pm

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