Jimbo Chats with a Can of Beets.
A few days ago in the supermarket …………
Can of Beets: Yo!
Jimbo: Huh?
Can of Beets: Yo! Over here, next to the lima beans.
Jimbo: A talking can of beets?
Can of Beets: Yeah, what of it?
Jimbo: Nothing … just seems strange. What do you want?
Can of Beets: I’ve been watching you walk up and down this aisle for a few months now. You buy corn, peas, lima beans … all kinds of stuff. So, what’s wrong with me?
Jimbo: Sorry, but I really don’t care for beets.
Can of Beets: You don’t like beets? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you like horseradish?
Jimbo: Oh yeah. I love horseradish.
Can of Beets: Did you know that beets are what give horseradish its nice red color?
Jimbo: Frankly, I prefer white horseradish.
Can of Beets: Ha! I knew it!
Jimbo: You knew what?
Can of Beets: You’re a racist.
Jimbo: Don’t be ridiculous.
Can of Beets: Oh really? Let me ask you this. Did you vote for Obama?
Jimbo: No, I didn’t.
Can of Beets: Well, there you go. You’re one of those white supremacists and a member of the Klan. I’ll be you’re a war criminal too.
Jimbo:
Can of Beets: Hey! Where do you think you’re going? Are you afraid to debate me? Bigot!
Jimbo: Stupid beets.
Next you’ll be talkin’ to the fruit!
Comment by Michele — January 2, 2009 @ 8:59 pm
That was quite amusing. What will you talk to next?
Comment by Kevin — January 2, 2009 @ 11:30 pm
Forget talking to the fruit, you’ll be wearing the fruit!
Didn’t Obama say he hated beets?
Comment by LeeAnn — January 2, 2009 @ 11:49 pm
Now I have a new expression: He’s got beets for brains.
:o)
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — January 3, 2009 @ 8:25 am
um… your brain should be part of some kinda scientific study. srsly.
Comment by Jean — January 3, 2009 @ 8:57 am
Stupid beets indeed. I bet the lima beans kicked beet’s ass later…
Comment by Richmond — January 3, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
You need to hang out with the Navy Beans instead. Or the small white potatoes.
Comment by Bou — January 3, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
HA! 🙂
Comment by RT — January 4, 2009 @ 12:36 am
Better dead than beet red.
Comment by zonker — January 5, 2009 @ 9:57 am
Beets will make you whiz red, if you’re susceptible to Beeturia. Of course, if you don’t know you’re susceptible to Beeturia, you think your kidneys are exploding.
Eff a buncha beets. Commie root bastards.
Comment by El Capitan — January 5, 2009 @ 12:05 pm