January 7, 2009


Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:01 pm

Dammit, I did it again. I said I wouldn’t, but I did. It’s like picking at a scab until it bleeds, or exploring a missing filling with your tongue until it’s raw.

Yeah, I read Maureen Dowd’s Column.

The point of the column (“Sweet on Caroline”) was to extol the qualifications of Princess Caroline to be the Junior Senator from the State of New York, which, in itself, is laughable and oh-so-very Upper East Side.

But, maybe MoDo’s BDS has so metastasized that she cannot write anything without spewing venom at the outgoing administration. Get a load of these gems (emphasis mine):

Congress, which abdicated its oversight role as the Bush crew wrecked the globe and the economy, desperately needs fresh faces and new perspectives, an infusion of class, intelligence and guts.

She’s smart, cultivated, serious and unpretentious. The Senate, shamefully sparse on profiles in courage during Dick Cheney’s reign of terror, would be lucky to get her.

It isn’t what your name is. It’s what you do with it. Or, in the case of W., don’t.

I understand that Ms. Dowd has been away for a couple of weeks, resulting in what appears to have been a serious bilge backup that just had to be released. It may well be that this represents the beginning of the pre-January 20th venom purge as she prepares to do a one-eighty and write glowing columns about The One and Senator Kennedy, the Younger.


  1. See? This is what happens when the raw sewage between her ears is allowed to ferment without being outgassed often enough.

    Comment by DMerriman — January 7, 2009 @ 10:09 pm

  2. The woman is a joke and a talentless hack. You know, in my opinion and stuff.

    Comment by dogette — January 7, 2009 @ 10:17 pm

  3. Obviously, Ms. Dowd did not take the time to discuss Mr. Cheney’s disposition herself:


    Comment by David — January 7, 2009 @ 10:21 pm

  4. Dowd’s venom reminds me of an ugly widow with no money who cannot get laid and doesn’t have the coins to replace the batteries. The sexual frustration is just vented on paper. It is so obvious she has the hots for Bush…and Bush just brushes her aside. Now if it was Bill Clinton…heh..she could wear out some knee pads

    Comment by GUYK — January 8, 2009 @ 9:03 am

  5. you know…well..like…I think I could do some good stuff…you know..I mean, like…really help cause…you know…I love the children and stuff…you know, like…you know.

    If her name weren’t Kennedy she wouldn’t even be able to work a take out window at Mickey D’s.

    Ummmm…like, you know…Welcome to…you know..McDonalds…can I, like, take your order.

    JFK must be spinning right now.

    Comment by RobbieRob — January 8, 2009 @ 11:54 am

  6. Its funny because I agree with her that the senate is on the hook for Bush being allowed to do whatever he wanted, but there is no way caroline kennedy would have done anything about it. She’s a shrinking violet!

    Comment by jeremy — January 8, 2009 @ 2:41 pm

  7. Uh, Jeremy, what EXACTLY did Bush do that was sooooo terrible that the Senate couldn’t stop? Enlighten us please? This congress couldn’t find their collective asses with both hands and flashlight.

    Comment by JerryK — January 8, 2009 @ 4:35 pm

  8. You jocks and bear-wrestlers and skydivers can all have your acts of deering-do. The real test of manliness is if you don’t turn totally gay after watching Maureen Dowd.

    Comment by Cappy — January 8, 2009 @ 5:36 pm

  9. Thus far Maureen Dowd’s ovaries have not been put to use. Let us hope that continues long into the future, like forever….

    Comment by Tbird — January 8, 2009 @ 7:39 pm

  10. You know, she’ll probably, you know, be ok, you know. You know.

    Comment by Mike R. — January 10, 2009 @ 5:03 pm

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