Ho Ho Ho.
Within the last week, the mail included these catalogs:
Shannon (selling crystal and china stuff)
Lenox (more china stuff), and
The Paragon (selling general gifties)
What do these three gems have in common? Their covers all tout CHRISTMAS Stuff!!!
It’s September, dammit. Kids have just returned to school. There are still some tomatoes outside on the plants. The leaves are still ON the trees. Halloween is still more than a month a way, and Thanksgiving is still more than TWO months away.
Gimme a farookin’ break already.