January 22, 2004

Think Fast!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:41 pm

You’re up to your neck in shit, and someone throws a bag of snot at your head. What do you do?


  1. Well, that’s a lovely thought to take with me as I head off to bed.


    Comment by Russ — January 22, 2004 @ 11:50 pm

  2. Curse a blue streak?


    Duck and then throw some of that shit you’re in up to your neck with back?

    Whatever it is — I’m quite certain you’ll handle it with aplomb.

    Comment by margi — January 23, 2004 @ 12:48 am

  3. Start screaming names of states, then howl.

    Comment by Jack Bog — January 23, 2004 @ 12:58 am

  4. Reflect on the series of events that led up to this predicament, and how to avoid them in the future.

    Comment by mtpolitics — January 23, 2004 @ 1:03 am

  5. Blame the President!

    Comment by bogie — January 23, 2004 @ 7:39 am

  6. 1)Try to remember the good things in life: God put Michael Jackson’s hair on fire for Pepsi

    2)Repeat after me:”Ersters sperl when berled in erl”

    3)Go hit the heavy bag (unless she happens to be cooking)

    4)Try to warm up to the fact that your friends tell you that you look like Don Zimmer.

    5) Remember things could be worse: James Brolin gave up a lucrative career as a muffler salesman in order to spend an eternity as Mr. Barbara Streisand.

    Comment by cousin gary — January 23, 2004 @ 7:41 am

  7. Hold my breath, catch it & throw it back?

    Comment by Rita — January 23, 2004 @ 7:58 am

  8. Sneeze and hope the resulting outward force counters the bag of snot’s progress. And where did you get a bag of snot?

    Geez, man, get a real hobby.

    Comment by LeeAnn — January 23, 2004 @ 10:37 am

  9. I don’t know, but these hors d’oeuvres sure taste like shit.

    Comment by TL Hines — January 23, 2004 @ 6:01 pm

  10. Do I have the best readers, or WHAT?

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — January 23, 2004 @ 6:49 pm

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