February 16, 2004

Calling In Sick.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:25 pm

Here’s one for everyone who has ever called in sick and tried to sound a just a bit sicker than they really were. Next time, forget the teatrics and go for creativity.

Employee: ”I’m sorry but I can’t come in today.”

Boss: “Really? Why is that?”

Employee: “My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma.”

Boss:.”Anal Glaucoma? What’s that?”

Employee: ”I just can’t see my ass coming to work!”

Ba-da-Boom.

Thanks to my friend Russ, a Navy Vet who rides a Harley and who can fix anything.

2 Comments »

  1. I just call in very early and leave a voice mail saying that I won’t be in. No excuses about being sick or anything, I just won’t be in. I also mention if that is a problem, give me a call. I’ve never gotten a call and people generally just assume that I was sick. No lying on my part!

    Comment by bogie — February 17, 2004 @ 6:37 am

  2. Wonder if that’ll work tonight?

    Comment by Da Goddess — February 20, 2004 @ 6:55 pm

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