July 7, 2004

I’m Too Old For This.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:04 am

I am growing a zit, which is approximately the size of Finland, next to my nose.

I could use some Windex.


  1. Better lay off those chocolate bars, Jimbo!

    Comment by slimedog — July 7, 2004 @ 10:08 am

  2. Gotta solution – works every time. Wash face, clean zit with HydroPeroxide, and apply those “zit patches” you can buy in the H&B area of any store. They “speed the medication to the problem area. You put the patche on at night, and take off in the morning. (I would never send you out in public like that!). Takes a couple days of repeating, but works. Really.

    See how much I like you! I gave away one of my “beauty secrets”. 🙂

    Comment by Tammi — July 7, 2004 @ 3:18 pm

  3. Tammi,

    Now if I could just buy some ugly pads, I’d have it made!

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 7, 2004 @ 4:22 pm

  4. Try a dab of toothpaste on it. Really, truly, seriously. Wouldn’t lie.

    And I’m a nurse.

    Peroxide can cause underlying tissue damage. So can ammonia. (But love the Big Fat Greek Wedding reference!)

    Stick with toothpaste.

    Comment by Da Goddess — July 7, 2004 @ 8:15 pm

  5. Or Preparation H. I’m serious.

    Comment by Rita — July 8, 2004 @ 8:41 am

  6. Preparation H??? That gives new meaning to the term “assface.” 🙂

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 8, 2004 @ 8:54 am

  7. I don’t see why you are so upset about this, Jim. From the way you talk, your hair should more than make up for even a large pimple on your face. In fact, people likely don’t realize that you have a face, thier gazes completely stolen by your great farookin’ hair.

    Comment by Auskunft — July 8, 2004 @ 6:19 pm

  8. I’m with the toothpaste bunch. Just be careful if you use Extra Whitening and that’s not your intended outcome . . .

    Comment by Lynne — July 8, 2004 @ 7:42 pm

  9. Two things:

    1. It’s nice to be known, I think. Today, at work a friend and co-worker said, when I did not expect it, “OK. Let’s see the zit.” So, I showed her and thought what a crazy thing this blogging thing is. By the way, she agreed that it was indeed a nasty zit.

    2. Not having had the chance to shop for zit pads and, happily, not having any Preparation H handy, I went with the toothpaste crowd. It seemed to have begun the process of turning Finland into a snow capped mountain, which I suppose is a good thing. I did not use the “extra whitening” stuff, but the toothpaste I used did contain flouride. I will, therefore, sleep better knowing that my zit is less likely to develop a cavity.

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 8, 2004 @ 9:20 pm

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