July 7, 2004

Huh?? Are There 51 Now?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:50 pm

This morning on the radio I heard a recording of Teresa Heinz Kerry stating how she and Mr. Kerry (and his new pal, John Edwards) plan to visit and campaign in several states, including “The Tennessees.” When did that happen?

I presume that she and Mr. Kerry will take a private plane from their home in “The Massachusettses.”

This will be a helluva four months.


  1. Well, there IS the intelligent part of Tennessee and then there’s the part that would actually consider voting for Kerry. Perhaps that’s what they meant.

    Comment by Da Goddess — July 7, 2004 @ 8:14 pm

  2. hmmm… well, there are three distinct AREAS of Tennessee.. East (TN Valley)…. Middle (Cumberland Plateau)… and, West (Flood Plain, Baby). but, alas, we’re all in the same State…

    ..still, Da Goddess seems to have the correct answer…

    Comment by Eric — July 8, 2004 @ 7:32 am

  3. This lady seems like a cross between Zaza Gabor and Leona Helmsley. At least Anna Nicole Smith fleeced an old rich guy without taking herself too seriously.

    Putting this lady in the White House would be like giving the keys to the library to Courtney Love. I’m afraid that the Dick Cheney/Donald Rumsfeld axis of grumpy,old war mongers may drag a good President down, and put the ketchup queen in the White House.

    How many pairs of shoes do you think she has ?

    Comment by cousin gary — July 8, 2004 @ 7:42 am

  4. “…a cross between Zaza Gabor and Leona Helmsley”


    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 8, 2004 @ 9:22 am

  5. Guys, come on! Of course there’s 2 Tennessees: Tenn, the state, and Tennessee Ernie Ford, the singer.

    Of course, one of them is dead, but why fuss?

    Comment by Fausta — July 8, 2004 @ 12:03 pm

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