September 13, 2004

At Home with John and Teresa. No. 8

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:13 pm

Teresa: “Pierre told me that he found a large, brown stain on the trousers to your new Hickey Freeman suit.”


Teresa: “John, he said that the stain looked and smelled like shit.”


Teresa: “Don’t just sit there staring at me like some kind of idiot. Did you shit yourself or not?”

John: “No. … Well, … maybe I had an accident.”

Teresa: “No? Maybe? This is not ‘Meet the goddamned Press.’ I want a straight answer. Did you shit in your pants?”


Teresa: “It was the Zell Miller speech, wasn’t it?”



  1. You are on a roll!

    Comment by Craig — September 14, 2004 @ 1:08 am

  2. At Home With John & Teresa

    Jim at Parkway Rest Stop has been stealing into the Kerry compound and recording bits of John and Teresa’s private conversation’s over the past week or so. You have to scroll down to read the eight or so scattered entries.Spew alert!!

    Trackback by — September 14, 2004 @ 8:38 pm

  3. lumpy

    I got a chuckle out of this. It’s probably true….

    Trackback by Gut Rumbles — September 17, 2004 @ 9:10 am

  4. Came here from Acidman. Freakin’ hilarious.

    Comment by Amy — September 17, 2004 @ 2:43 pm

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