September 14, 2004

At Home with John and Teresa. No. 9

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:51 pm

John: “Muffin, I need to talk with you for a minute, okay?”

Teresa: “Dammit John, my masseur is waiting. You have sixty seconds. Go.”

John: “Well, I wanted to say that I don’t think it was a very good idea for you to refer to people who would not agree with my health plan as ‘idiots’.”

Teresa: “Do you really feel that way, Johnny?”

John: “Yes, Muffin, I do, and I’m so glad we can talk about it.”

Teresa: “I have an idea. Why don’t you take my cell phone into the next room and call someone who might give a shit what you think.”

John: “Muffin, I am saying this for your own good. I think you could have been blindsided by the press, because you talked about my health plan without knowing exactly what my health plan is.”

Teresa: “Well, that makes two of us, doesn’t it, Scrotum Face.”



  1. Oh brother that’s rich!

    Comment by Shabe — September 14, 2004 @ 8:58 pm

  2. Bahahaha – scrotum face ::snickering::

    Comment by Kate — September 14, 2004 @ 9:05 pm

  3. Damn. That’s IT! I knew he resembled someone. Some . . . thing.

    Comment by Shamrock — September 14, 2004 @ 9:26 pm

  4. *chortle* Scrotum-face.

    If you ever start to feel a little ashamed of yourself for these… don’t.

    Comment by DMerriman — September 15, 2004 @ 12:03 am

  5. What sick, demented mind thought of these?

    I want to shake their hand.

    Comment by Brian B — September 15, 2004 @ 7:41 pm

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