Writin’ n’ Shit.
Friends, are you feeling that your writing is getting stale? Are you tired of being ever so tidy about your subjects, predicates, tenses and spelling?
Maybe you’re bored with your writing style? Perhaps you would like to write more like Eric, Velociman, Acidman, or the amazing Jeff Goldstein?
But, maybe you really want to write like Snoop Dogg. Well, here is your chance. Check out the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator. Type in your blog’s URL and watch what happens. (You may have to enter it on the second page as well in the upper right corner.)
It’s da bomb, y’all.
Damn, man, nex’ thang ya know, they is gonna make one of them dohickeys to convert yore blog into the dialect I use in creatin’ mine.
Comment by Tig — November 20, 2004 @ 2:57 pm
… thanks, Jim… but, why anyone would want to write like me… well, the very thought is, while flattering, quite retarded…. you, on the other hand, are da man…. keep on rockin, Jimbo… shizzle, ma nizzle…
Comment by Eric — November 20, 2004 @ 5:21 pm
Fo Schizzle ma Nizzle.
Comment by Geoffrey — November 20, 2004 @ 9:20 pm
Goldstein rocks, except for the parts where he rips me off.
Comment by Velociman — November 20, 2004 @ 11:04 pm
Tha Shizzolator
Shizzolate your site with the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator. [via The Parkway Rest Stop]
Trackback by A Welsh View — November 21, 2004 @ 6:17 am
Gin and Juice. Snoop be da man.
Comment by Sam — November 21, 2004 @ 10:44 am
Tig,I’ve seen some dialect progs that would do somthing very similar to the dialect you use. But I’m afraid your navel would blow them up.
I want a Goldsteinolizer… that man is just weird. Or a genius. Or both….
Comment by Kathy K — November 21, 2004 @ 8:00 pm
Oh.My.Lord. I just ran the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler through the Shizzolator. I need to go change my clothes now.
Comment by Mamamontezz — November 23, 2004 @ 12:43 am