September 21, 2010

Nancy Pelosi and a Pile of Shit.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:32 pm

Hey! Careful there! You almost stepped on me!

I’m glad I didn’t. No one wants to step on a big, brown, steaming pile of shit.

What’s with the “brown” thing? Are you some kind of racist?

I’m not a racist; I’m a Democrat.

Wow! So am I!

Cool. Are you registered to vote?

I can’t register. Like you said – I’m a pile of steaming shit.

I can make that happen. Do you have any steaming pile of shit friends?

Absolutely. They’re all over the sidewalk and street.

I’ll have someone from ACORN hook you all up in time for the November election.


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