January 21, 2013

Things I Won’t be Doing Today.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:54 am

1. Driving a spike into my forehead.

2. Lighting my clothing on fire.

3. Slamming my fingers in the car door.

4. Forcing bamboo shoots under my fingernails.

5. Watching even one second of the hoopla surrounding the inauguration re-coronation of The One.

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