October 12, 2004

McGreevey’s New Gig. (updated)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:22 pm

It appears that Governor McGreevey will not have to update his resume after all. That is because he already has a spot waiting for him as a partner, the law firm of his “mentor,” democrat state senator Raymond Lesniak. The firm Weiner Lesniak served as general counsel to town of Woodbridge for the almost-ten years that Jim McGreevey served as mayor and then went on to make boatloads of money representing the county government and its insurance carrier.

Given that Governor McGreevey hasn’t practiced law since entering politics in 1990, it is not surprising that his role in the Lesniak firm will focus on “business development, client recruitment and strategy for clients dealing with government.”

Mr. Lesniak, stated of Governor McGreevey:

The governor would be an asset to many firms throughout this state and nation… . He’s done a lot of good things for the state of New Jersey and he’s a national figure. And there are a lot of people who respect all of the hard work he’s put in over the past decade in public service and would be honored to have him working with them as part of their business.

Look, this is hardly the first time, nor will it be the last, that a firm provides a job to a former public official who, while in office, sent loads of business to the firm. However, one cannot help but wonder whether the public official will truly “earn his keep,” or whether he will simply cash in on prior favors and show up occasionally to submit a large expense reimbursement request.

In this case, one also has to wonder how this man would fare if he applied for a job at a law firm or anywhere else, like any other person seeking a job. Imagine, if you will, that you are the hiring partner at a law firm, or the head of the Human Resources Department in a large company. How much consideration would you give to an applicant who:

…in his most recent position, squandered thousands upon thousands of dollars of his employer’s money on a family reunion in Ireland and needless helicopter rides; and who

…in his most recent position, gave his boyfriend a critically important job for which the boyfriend was absolutely unqualified and then used his employer’s money to pay the boyfriend a salary of $80,000, which he immediately increased to $110,000; and who

…in his most recent position was identified (although not formally named) scores of times in a multi-count federal indictment of an associate for bribery and extortion, and who, in the course of the government’s investigation was taped using a special code word that signified the he was part of the bribery and extortion scheme, and who very well might himself be indicted?

As a law professor of mine used to say, “To ask the question is to answer it.”

It’s just politics as usual in the Jersey Political Swamp.

Update: Roberto, of DynamoBuzz, another Jersey Blogger, also discusses this. One of his commenters states that the AP reported that McGreevey (through a spokesperson) and Lesniak deny the published story. I have not been able to find the story. If I do, I will post the link.

Update 2: The link to the story containing McGreevey’s and Lesniak’s denial is here. Thanks and apologies to Eugene, Roberto’s commenter. He actually had posted the link to the story in his comment. However, when I took a quick look at it, I had thought it was the original story.

As for the denial itself, we’ll see.

October 11, 2004

Tonight’s Deal – Blogtoberfest Preparations.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:18 pm

OK, here’s the story tonight. I know damned well that if I start reading blogs and writing stuff, I will not put the new strings on my guitar. If I don’t put the new strings on tonight, I have a feeling that I will either play with old, raggedy strings in Helen (unlike Eric and Acidman whose guitars will be sporting new strings), or I will wind up putting on new strings in Helen, which would be a bad thing, because I would have to re-tune the guitar every couple minutes as the strings stretch. No one, including me, wants to listen to that.

So, with that, I will tear myself away from this machine and go about doing the string thing. Maybe I’ll be back later. However, I also wanted to do a bit of blog housekeeping, so this may be it for me tonight.

We’ll see.

October 10, 2004

At Home With John and Teresa. No. 18.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:33 pm

Teresa: “John?”

John:

Teresa: “John!”

John:

Teresa: “JOHN!! Dammit, stop playing with the LEGOs for a minute. I’m talking to you.”

John: “Oh, sorry, Muffin. Look! I’m making this really cool car. It’s a Bentley.”

Teresa: “Christ Almighty, John. Don’t you have anything better to do?”

John:

Teresa: “Well, anyway, I wanted to let you know that John Edwards called, and he wanted to speak with you.”

John: “Is he still on the line?”

Teresa: “No, he’s not. I told him that you were busy and that you would call him back.”

John: “Jeez, Teresa, I would have come to the phone. Why didn’t you call me?”

Teresa: “I’ll tell you why. Because Edwards was pissed – like really pissed.”

John: “Pissed?”

Teresa: “Get your head out of your ass. I said ‘pissed,’ didn’t I? Turns out that he is really pissed at you.”

John: “Me? Whatever for?”

Teresa: “He said that he’s getting the shit kicked out of him on the campaign trail by the people and the press asking for the details of all these plans you’re talking about.”

John: “Oh, is that all? I’m surprised he is having trouble with those questions, him being a trial lawyer and all. Besides, I have been perfectly clear about my plans.”

Teresa: “You know, John. Sometimes I think you are actually getting dumber by the hour. If he knew the details of your plans, he wouldn’t be calling here asking for them, would he?”

John:

Teresa: “Well, WOULD HE??”

John:

Teresa: “OK, Pelican Boy, let’s hear em.”

John: “Hear what, Muffin?”

Teresa: “Don’t ‘Muffin” me, you prick. I want to hear the details of your plans, and I want to hear them right goddamned now.”

John:

Teresa: “You’d better start talking before I decide to hang my foot in your bony ass.”

John: “OK, OK. … I…HAVE…ALWAYS…HAD…ONE…POSITION…ON…IRAQ. I…KNEW…SADDAM…WAS… A…TH—-“

Teresa: “STOP!!! You’re repeating the same horseshit that you tell the public. I want to hear the details of your goddamned plans. It’s just the two of us here. So, let’s have it.”

John: “OK. … I…WILL…BRING…OUR…ALLIES…TO…THE…TABLE. I WILL BUILD A STRONG COALIT—-“

Teresa: “Jesus Friggin’ CHRIST!! That’s the same, warmed-over shit. Is that it? Is that your plan?”

John: “I’LL.…CALL…FOR…A…SUMMIT…CONF—-“

Teresa: “My God, John.”

John: “ Did you say ‘God?’ I…AM…A…CATHOLIC. MY…FAITH…MEANS…A LOT TO—-“

Teresa: “What the hell was I thinking when I hooked up with you, you preening putz? You promised me the WHITE HOUSE, dammit! What the HELL was I thinking? These so-called plans of yours are pure bullshit, aren’t they?”

John:

Teresa: “Well, aren’t they?”

John: “Aren’t they what, Muffin?”

Teresa: “Bullshit, John. They’re bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT!”

John:

Teresa: (sighs) “John Edwards is expecting to hear from you. What the hell do you plan to tell him?”

John: “How about I tell him that someone broke into our house and stole my plans. We can blame Karl Rove.”

Teresa: “Maybe I can help you with your plans.”

John: “That’s very sweet of you, Muffin. I appreciate that. Where do we begin?”

Teresa: “Well, you can begin by enrolling in the twelve-step plan offered by Douche Bags Anonymous.”

John:

October 9, 2004

Huh?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 3:04 pm

This morning I was taking my walk, and I was relatively deep in thought, contemplating things I might write about as well as other goofy stuff. I pretty much had the sidewalk on one of the main streets in town to myself. However, I noticed that one person was approaching me from the opposite direction. He was a Charles Manson-looking guy with a scraggly black beard and wild looking black hair. He also looked fairly grubby.

I moved over to the far right of the sidewalk to ensure that each of us would have sufficient room to pass, and I returned to my daydreaming. As this guy was passing me, at the point when his head was about two feet from my left ear, he shouted, in a voice just like Satan’s voice in the Exorcist, “BASKET YER VETO!!!!. At least, that’s what it sounded like. Now two steps behind me, he shouted again, “BASKET YER VETO!!!! MMWAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

I damned near shit.

I figure he must have been one of the “Undecideds.”

October 8, 2004

Dax’s How-To.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:56 pm

Dax Montana is on a roll. Today he shows us how to fabricate (complete with instructional photos) a ZellMillernator V2.0. The ZellMillernator is a weapon that is easy to conceal, and it’s a lifesaver when you find yourself in a situation where you absolutely need a short-range splat. In addition, in the hands of a person with a cough and a fever, the ZellMillernator is a weapon of the biological kind.

Acid Bath.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:34 pm

I would like to thank Acidman for the Acid Bath I received after he sent his readers over here to read the “At Home with John and Teresa” series. Given that he is obviously a beer aficionado, I will happily buy him a beer or ten at the Blogtoberfest next week.

After about ten beers, I usually like to do Everly Brothers tunes. Maybe he does too.

October 7, 2004

Free Saddam!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:53 pm

Dax thinks it’s time. I’m thinking presidential pardon.

At Home With John and Teresa. No. 17.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:30 pm

John: “BAARRRRRRFFFFFFFF…glurp …ugh..…BARRRRRFFFFF… Jesus Christ…BAROOOOFFFFFFFF……”

Teresa: “Well, Dork Face, don’t you look presidential down on your knees, covered with puke, spending the last hour hugging the toilet bowl and barfing up everything but your toenails?”

John: “Please, Muffin. Give me a break. I think I drank too much last night.”

Teresa: “No shit, Dickhead. Last night you were giving me that ‘Pickle Lady’ and ‘war hero’ horseshit and demanding that I ‘whip some leg’ on you.”

John: “Oh, Christ, no”

Teresa: “You want some leg whipped on you? Well, how about THIS? ……THUMP…..(kicks John in the ass, forcing his head to smack the rim of the toilet bowl)

John: “OWWWW!!! Why did you do that, Muffin? Can’t you see how sick I am? I think it was the third drink that did it.”

Teresa: “You got this screwed up on three goddamned drinks? Jesus, you can’t even DRINK like a man. You’re sickening.” …… THUMP……(another kick in the ass)

John: OWWWW!!! Please stop it, Muffin. It won’t happen again. I promise.”

Teresa: “You’re damned right it won’t happen again, if you know what’s good for your sorry Boston bullshitter ass. I want you to get on your feet, get those puke-covered clothes off, have Pierre burn them, and take a shower. You stink.”

John: “Yes, dear.”

Teresa: “And when you’re done, go to your goddamned room and stay there until I say you can come out. Also, as punishment for your acting like such an asshole last night, I tossed your Joan Baez discs.”

John: “Please, no, Muffin. Not Joan Baez! I listen to her for inspiration.”

Teresa: “Inspiration? You want inspiration? I’ll give you inspiration. You open your whiney yap once more and I’ll slam that goddamned shitcan lid on your head and flush! Now, do as you were told!”

John:

October 6, 2004

I Wonder…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:42 pm

I wonder what effect a John Kerry presidency might have on enlistment and re-enlistment rates in the armed forces. I’m inclined to think that it would not be good.

I wonder if I should cancel my hospitalization insurance if John Kerry is elected so that I can get for free the same coverage Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton get.

I wonder what new medicines will not be developed by pharmaceutical companies if prescription drugs can be bought cheaply from Canada, knowing that if Canadian-type price controls had been in effect in the United States between 1981 and 2002, there would be between 330 and 365 fewer new medicines on the market today.

I wonder how long it will take Teresa to give John his Walking Papers if he loses this election.

I wonder whether Ted Kennedy is half as loathsome as he appears to me to be.

I wonder how many Americans the terrorists have to kill on American soil before the war becomes depoliticized.

Don’t mind me. I’m just wondering.

Attitude.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:00 pm

I am certain that this is a Jersey Cat.

Thanks to Kristen for the pic and for more than a few laughs.

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