February 17, 2010

The Wiseass Jooette Surfaces.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:24 pm

Yes, the Wiseass Jooette, her own self, the one who has all but abandoned her blog in favor of the one-sentence-writer’s world of Facebook, has resurfaced in the blogosphere with a Photo Blog.

I already knew that she is wonderful writer (albeit snotty in a dooshbag way), and I sort of knew that she has a good eye for photography, but the new blog dispels any doubt about whether she is comfortable with a camera.

Go look, but don’t tell her I said something nice about her.

Brooklyn ……. Feh!

February 16, 2010

Barack and a Bowl of Rice Krispies.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:39 pm

PRS Operatives managed to record The One after the White House staff delivered his requested bowl of Rice Krispies.

Bowl of Rice Krispies: Hi! I’m Snap!

Bowl of Rice Krispies: Hi! I’m Crackle!

Obama: Cool! Let me guess. You’re Pop!

Bowl of Rice Krispies: Right! Now, let me guess who you are.

Obama: OK. Go ahead.

Bowl of Rice Krispies: You’re the Marxist mutt who somehow became the President of the United States.

Obama: That’s not funny.

Bowl of Rice Krispies: No shit.

February 14, 2010

Love Notes.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:06 pm

Seeing as how it’s Valentine’s Day, I think it’s appropriate that I write a few love notes.

To: Nancy Pelosi
Your high-handedness, arrogance, mendacity and douchebaggery positively sicken me. In return for all those times your words and deeds have spiked my blood pressure, I wish for you a massive and chronic case of vaginal itch.

To: Paul Pelosi (Son of Nancy)
I hope you’ve been enjoying the luxurious air travel that we taxpayers have been providing to your momma’s boy-sorry ass. Did the liquor selection and cuisine meet with your satisfaction? If you’d like something else for your next flights (perhaps some Wagyu beef at 150 bucks per pound?), just say the word. After all, nothing is too good for the son of a millionaire “fat cat” hating, champion of the common folk.

To: Harry Reid
I hope you’re enjoying your time in Washington D.C. I believe the people in Nevada must miss you, because it appears that in November, they’ll be bringing you back home where you’ll have to get a real job, perhaps as a hat rack in one of the Vegas casinos.

To: Joy Behar
Woman, if bird shit were brains, you’d have a clean cage. You can always be counted on to dump a truckload of dumbshittery on your small audience, most of which is comprised of mouth-breathing moonbats. You may even be more stupid and annoying than Rosie O’Donnell, but it’s a close call.

To: Michelle Obama
I was most impressed by your awesome vegetable garden, your awesome hula-hoopage and your awesome dedication to having the federal government make sure that people’s children don’t become fatty-fats. Nobody likes fatty-fats. They are not awesome like you. You’re awesomely awesome. In fact, because you’re so very awesome, I have decided to send you a gift.

Enclosed please find a big, round, red nose. It will compliment virtually all your awesome clown outfits.

February 12, 2010

Winter Blahs.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:08 pm

This morning, I had a most unsatisfying groundpound. There is simply no way to get into the “zone” if you have to keep your eyes directed to the six-feet of pavement in front of your feet in order to be able to see potential hip-breaking patches of ice. I’m tired of “layering up” before the groundpound and having to carry a paper towel in my pocket for the inevitable runny nose. I hate using lip balm. I’m tired of the freezing wind stinging my face.

I’m ready for some spring. In that regard, last week, the Usual Suspects booked the airline tickets for this year’s May assault on the Sunshine State, where I avoid going anywhere near fresh water unless it’s in the pool or comes from the tap. It’s a gator thing. And, yes. Our place is on the second floor. I don’t believe that gators can climb stairs. Did I mention that I’m scared shitless of alligators? I believe I have.

Excuse me while I pour myself another taste of Russell’s Reserve Ten-Year Old Bourbon.

Farookin’ winter. Feh!

February 11, 2010


Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:03 pm

Yeah, I know that she is a moonbat of the highest order, but in her case I do my damndest to put that out of my mind, because Bonnie Raitt sure as hell can play and sing. I love her version of “Runaway.” Listen to the groove the group catches. They grab it in a death grip and don’t let go.

via Cousin Jack

February 10, 2010

Snow Update.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 4:51 pm

Taken at 3:40 p.m. I had to open the window to shoot the picture, because it was impossible to open the back door due to the depth of the snow.

And, it’s still snowing. Blecccch!

Click for larger image

Winter Wonderland – Feh!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:36 am

At the moment, we are being clobbered by the snowstorm. It is supposed to continue (blizzard conditions) until late tonight or tomorrow morning. Mr. Snowblower is positioned and ready, but I’m not so sure that I will be when the snow finally stops.

The good news is that today is a good day for feeling righteous about not running errands.

It’s also a great day for cocktails.

February 9, 2010

She Can Sing, For Sure.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:23 pm

Take a listen to Ayla Brown, Senator Scott Brown’s daughter, singing the National Anthem with the Boston Pops.

Thanks to my buddy Paul for the link

February 8, 2010

Yesterday’s Spam Attack.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:37 pm

Holy cannoli! I must have received in excess of 2,000 spam comments in the space of two hours yesterday. As soon as I would zap them from the moderation queue, there would be just as many new ones. I thought that I could simply shut down the comment feature for the entire blog until things calmed down. Accordingly, I scoured my WordPress homepage and did not find any way to disable the comment feature for the blog. There is a feature that requires people to register and another one to disable comments on posts older than X days, but nothing to simply shut comments (all comments) off.

A regular reader, Bill, noodled around and found this site with instructions for disabling the comments, but, the “fix” would require me to rummage around in codey places I dare not go. Besides, turning the comments back on would require again diving into the world of scary code.

Seeing as how I don’t pay anything for WordPress, I don’t feel very righteous about complaining, but a simple “Comments On,” “Comments Off” feature would be handy.

I’m happy to report that things are back to normal today, with the usual number of spam comments making it through the spam blocker but being caught in the moderation queue.

February 7, 2010

Fierce Spam Attack. Update.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:08 pm

The WordPress spam blocker must be broken, as I literally cannot keep up with the deluge of spam I’m getting.

I hope there’s a special place in hell for comment spammers.

UPDATE: I am going to try to block all comments until this attack subsides. Sorry.

UPDATE 2: Well, that didn’t work. Is there any way to completely disable the comment feature for all posts?

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