Unfiltered.
Not having thought about what to write (Life 101 had prevented such), I figured I’d do a bit of stream of consciousness:
1. I like Dick Cheney. Oh, I know, “Horror of Horrors, he actually likes Dick Cheney.” Well, I do. I frankly don’t give a shit what happens to terrorists or, in Obamaspeak, “Islamic friends who just don’t know us well enough yet.†For all the talk about “Constitution shredding,†the current mob in Washington, compared to Dick Cheney, is like one of those machines that gobbles up credit cards as if they were made of pastina. Velociman said it way better than I could ever hope to.
2. I caught an old episode of the “Andy Griffith Show,†and it made me think about how much I would like to live in Mayberry, even if I were Otis Campbell, the town drunk.
3. I would pay a good deal of money to slap the shit out of Bill Maher.
4. Rhetorical question: Is there anyone more loathsome, on more levels, than Barney Frank?
5. I wish John would have never met Yoko and Paul would have never met Linda (three-finger-chords) Eastman.
6. I would like to find the guy who dreamed up the idea of reality shows and knock the shit out him on prime time.
7. If I were King, there would be NO college sports. Colleges “recruit†morons, most of whom are never graduated. It’s all about money. Screw “March Madness.†Yeah, I’m cranky.
8. If you don’t like the Eagles (No, not the goddamned football team), you are either deaf, young and dim, or your head is way up your ass.
9. Obama is a Marxist. If you don’t think so, you fit in well with those described in number 8, above.
10. Feh! Like I said: I’m really cranky.
P.S. I don’t care to argue with people over any of this. If I wanted to argue with people I don’t know, I could go to the corner saloon and enjoy getting hammered in the process. Therefore, if you don’t like any of the above, please move along, for I don’t give a shit about what you think. Follow?
No arguments on any points…
Comment by jck — March 26, 2009 @ 9:03 pm
Can’t agree with you about slapping Bill Maher.
It is both illegal and unseemly to abuse a corpse.
Comment by Tbird — March 26, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
I think about your #2 every single day of my life. Us North-Easterly types (“Yankee” seems like such a derogatory word) just looooove the South. I took one of those goofy facebook quizzes recently and it said the character I am most like on Andy Griffith was Otis Campbell. I love Andy. Boil them cabbage down!
Comment by Erica — March 26, 2009 @ 9:24 pm
1.I watched 2 hours of Dick Cheney on face the nation and I have not yet heard a more thoughtful, intelligent or well spoken politician.
2. Or Goober
3. I’ll chip in for that.
4. Nothing is more loathsome.
5. Yoko Ono is a vile bitch who cannot carry a tune with a forklift.
6. I think it was Ted Turner and Hanoi Jane
7. College sports get too much press and are mostly filled with illiterate fools.
8. I even went to the corner in winslow arizona.
9. He reminds me of a mixture of carter,hubert humphrey
and chavez.
10 I’m going to be cranky for the next 3.8 years
Comment by hammer — March 26, 2009 @ 9:37 pm
I don’t know what’s wrong…
Comment by Cousin Jack — March 27, 2009 @ 2:39 am
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Trackback by trends watch — March 27, 2009 @ 2:57 am
Heh, you are starting to sound more and more like you need to retire and come on down to Florida for good. I’ll teach you how to use a chain saw and we’ll go alligator hunting…damn a bunch of politicians anyway
Comment by GUYK — March 27, 2009 @ 8:32 am
Jeez, Jimbo, you’re sounding more like me with each passing day! I’m in a constant state of pissed. Certain people at work, especially those who populate the news room, steer clear of me, which is actually a good thing. 😉
Comment by JerryK — March 27, 2009 @ 8:43 am
Email me your snail mail addy and I’ll send you a “I’d rather be waterboarding” t shirt. That should cheer you up.
Rick
Comment by recondo32 — March 27, 2009 @ 9:49 am
I think someone needs some Three Olives!!!
Comment by Vipergirl — March 27, 2009 @ 9:57 am
I’ll contribute a C-note to your “Make Barney say ‘Sufferin’ Succotash’ on national TV” fund.
Comment by El Capitan — March 27, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
Cheney IS the man. Lynne is a seriously sharp woman as well.
I’d like to be Jan Brady in the Brady Bunch only this time Jan slaps the living shit out of MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA.
Loathsome is the PERFECT word for Barney Frank.
“Our Islamic friends whom we just don’t know well enough” can kiss my ass.
Comment by dogette — March 27, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
… well, you’re welcome to visit Tennessee and recharge your batteries any time you wish…. some people say I even look a bit like Opie Taylor…..
Comment by Eric — March 28, 2009 @ 8:34 am
I love it, especially about Bill Maher!
I’ve always thought that Bill Maher and Sean Penn do each other.
Comment by vicki — March 31, 2009 @ 12:39 am
Can’t we just go to the saloon and get hammered, anyway?
Comment by Mike R. — April 3, 2009 @ 10:18 pm