March 14, 2010

Nancy Pelosi’s Lunch.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:34 pm

In a restaurant somewhere in Washington D.C. …

Waiter: Good afternoon. May I take your order?

Pelosi: Yes. I want a tuna salad sandwich on whole wheat, with cole slaw on the side and a Diet Coke. Bring it as soon as possible. I’m in a hurry.

Waiter: Yes, ma’am.

Thirty minutes later…

Pelosi: Waiter!

Waiter: Yes, ma’am. What is it?

Pelosi: I ordered my lunch a half-hour ago and it’s still not here! I said I was in a hurry.

Waiter: Oh, the restaurant has deemed that you received your lunch and have eaten it.

Pelosi: That’s ridiculous. I haven’t received my order, and I haven’t eaten anything.

Waiter: Perhaps I wasn’t clear. The restaurant has deemed that you have already eaten your tuna salad sandwich and the side order of cole slaw and that you have finished drinking your Diet Coke.

Pelosi: What is this “deemed” shit?

Waiter: We figured you would know.


Waiter: We’ve also deemed that your bill is $13.75. Please pay the cashier. Have a nice day.


  1. Ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
    I really enjoyed that!

    Comment by Colony14 — March 14, 2010 @ 6:15 pm

  2. She still wouldn’t get it.

    Comment by joated — March 14, 2010 @ 6:30 pm

  3. Now that’s funny.

    Comment by MorningGlory — March 14, 2010 @ 8:18 pm

  4. Spot on!
    And, no, she wouldn’t get it.

    Comment by MikeS — March 14, 2010 @ 8:18 pm

  5. $13.75? Let her off easy, did they?

    Comment by Dave Merriman — March 14, 2010 @ 8:42 pm

  6. The worthless bag of eel slime just turned 70. At risk of pissing off old farts, this seems to be a median age in the palace of poo. Why don’t these old farts just go out to pasture like me and Jimbo???

    Comment by Brian "Proud to be a Veteran" — March 14, 2010 @ 11:28 pm

  7. She needs to go have some reconciliation with a box of ex-lax.

    Comment by Mr. Bingley — March 15, 2010 @ 6:59 am

  8. She needs to put on a fake beard & a rumpled suit & spend sometime in a dark cloakroom with Barney Fwank.

    Comment by dudley1 — March 15, 2010 @ 9:03 am

  9. You Sir, are a genius.

    Comment by hoosierboy — March 15, 2010 @ 9:55 am

  10. She makes me lose mine (lunch).

    Comment by Charlie — March 15, 2010 @ 6:15 pm

  11. I love it. Although the bill should have been $137,500 because the cost went up a little bit more than the restaurant was expecting. Heh.

    Comment by Teresa — March 16, 2010 @ 12:30 pm

  12. She hasn’t got a clue!

    Comment by Kevin — March 16, 2010 @ 7:22 pm

  13. If the House follows a process that “DEEMS” the Senate health care bill has passed without a vote [the proposed ‘Slaughter Rule’], I think Americans should “DEEM” their income taxes to have been paid without writing a check!

    Comment by David — March 17, 2010 @ 9:19 pm

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