Nancy Pelosi’s Lunch.
In a restaurant somewhere in Washington D.C. …
Waiter: Good afternoon. May I take your order?
Pelosi: Yes. I want a tuna salad sandwich on whole wheat, with cole slaw on the side and a Diet Coke. Bring it as soon as possible. I’m in a hurry.
Waiter: Yes, ma’am.
Thirty minutes later…
Pelosi: Waiter!
Waiter: Yes, ma’am. What is it?
Pelosi: I ordered my lunch a half-hour ago and it’s still not here! I said I was in a hurry.
Waiter: Oh, the restaurant has deemed that you received your lunch and have eaten it.
Pelosi: That’s ridiculous. I haven’t received my order, and I haven’t eaten anything.
Waiter: Perhaps I wasn’t clear. The restaurant has deemed that you have already eaten your tuna salad sandwich and the side order of cole slaw and that you have finished drinking your Diet Coke.
Pelosi: What is this “deemed†shit?
Waiter: We figured you would know.
Pelosi:
Waiter: We’ve also deemed that your bill is $13.75. Please pay the cashier. Have a nice day.
Ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
I really enjoyed that!
Thankx
Comment by Colony14 — March 14, 2010 @ 6:15 pm
She still wouldn’t get it.
Comment by joated — March 14, 2010 @ 6:30 pm
Now that’s funny.
Comment by MorningGlory — March 14, 2010 @ 8:18 pm
Spot on!
And, no, she wouldn’t get it.
Comment by MikeS — March 14, 2010 @ 8:18 pm
$13.75? Let her off easy, did they?
Comment by Dave Merriman — March 14, 2010 @ 8:42 pm
The worthless bag of eel slime just turned 70. At risk of pissing off old farts, this seems to be a median age in the palace of poo. Why don’t these old farts just go out to pasture like me and Jimbo???
Comment by Brian "Proud to be a Veteran" — March 14, 2010 @ 11:28 pm
She needs to go have some reconciliation with a box of ex-lax.
Comment by Mr. Bingley — March 15, 2010 @ 6:59 am
She needs to put on a fake beard & a rumpled suit & spend sometime in a dark cloakroom with Barney Fwank.
Comment by dudley1 — March 15, 2010 @ 9:03 am
You Sir, are a genius.
Comment by hoosierboy — March 15, 2010 @ 9:55 am
She makes me lose mine (lunch).
Comment by Charlie — March 15, 2010 @ 6:15 pm
I love it. Although the bill should have been $137,500 because the cost went up a little bit more than the restaurant was expecting. Heh.
Comment by Teresa — March 16, 2010 @ 12:30 pm
She hasn’t got a clue!
Comment by Kevin — March 16, 2010 @ 7:22 pm
If the House follows a process that “DEEMS” the Senate health care bill has passed without a vote [the proposed ‘Slaughter Rule’], I think Americans should “DEEM” their income taxes to have been paid without writing a check!
Comment by David — March 17, 2010 @ 9:19 pm