January 14, 2011

Case-of-the-Ass List, Updated Yet Again.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:04 pm

In 2007, I made an off-the-cuff list of people who, at that that time, were giving me a serious Case of-the Ass. I updated the list in 2009. I’ve decided that it’s time to update the List yet again.

The Original 2007 List (with some 2009 and 2011 updates to account for deaths)

Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
Dick Durbin
Chuck Hagel
Chuck Schumer
Bob Menendez
Frank Lautenberg
John Edwards
Elizabeth Edwards (Yes, it is a shame that she is ill) Dead
Dennis Kuchinich
Rosie O’Donnell
Barbara Walters
Joy Behar
Sean Penn
Sheryl Crow
Al Gore
Daryl Hanna
Bill Moyers
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
John Murtha Farookin’ Dead
Tim Russert Deceased
Lawrence O’Donnell
Ron Kuby
Barney Frank
Ted Kennedy Dead.
Cindy Sheehan
Robert Kennedy, Jr.
Jon Corzine (Yes, I’m glad he’s recovering) The jerk is all better now.
Jim McGreevey
Barbra Streisand
Sandy Berger
Dan Rather
David Gregory
Katie Couric
Chris Matthews
Eleanor Clift
John Kerry
Al Sharpton
Joe Biden
Charlie Rangel
Patrick Leahy
Chris Dodd
Jane Fonda
Barbara Boxer
Andrea Mitchell
Helen Thomas
Jonathan Alter
Bill Maher
Maureen Dowd

The 2009 Additions

Al Franken
Michael Moore
Paul Begala
Whoopie Goldberg
Maxine Waters
John Conyers
Rahm Emmanuel
Robert Gibbs
Van Jones
Cass Sunstein
Mamoud Amademajad
Tom Brokaw
Frank Rich
Tom Friedman
Susan Sarandon
Keith Olbermann
Ed Schultz
Jeanane Garafolo
David Letterman
Rachel Maddow
Kanye West
Nobel Peace Prize Committee

The 2011 Additions

Michelle Obama
That Kos asshole
George Soros
Jesse Jackson Jr.
Rod Blagojevich
Alan Grayson
Cher (Yeah, I know. She’s not even worth the typing time)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Stupid and obnoxious. Watta combo.)
Eric Holder
Henry Waxman
Randi Rhodes
Tavis Smiley
Clarence Dupnik
Arianna Huffintgon
Bruce Springsteen
Jon Bon Jovi
Ted Rall

The problem with updating this list is that it’s difficult to finally stop adding names and get the thing posted. So, in the interest of time, I won’t add any more names, for now.


  1. One I was looking for and didn’t see, Roseanne Barr. I heard something about her recently that made me go “ugh!” Don’t remember details, just know she needs to be included whenever you update again.

    Comment by Dan O — January 14, 2011 @ 9:23 pm

  2. Why do you get yourself so worked up about it? Have a drink and think about something else. Why not compile a list of people you admire? There must be some.

    Comment by Kevin — January 14, 2011 @ 10:47 pm

  3. Not succinct; more like all-inclusive. If I try hard I might be able to add a name or two, but thinking about these people makes me want to do some serious drinkin’ (to kill the pain in my head, dontcha know).

    Comment by Charlie — January 15, 2011 @ 12:52 am

  4. Agree. Also agree comment from Dan O regarding roseanne barr. Lord! What a dimwit!

    Comment by Lee — January 15, 2011 @ 2:32 am

  5. Julian Assange? Yes? No?

    Comment by Harvey — January 15, 2011 @ 3:44 am

  6. Is Ted “Swimmer” Kennedy still sober?

    Comment by Leonard — January 15, 2011 @ 8:52 am

  7. easier to make a list of people you like.

    Comment by James Old Guy — January 15, 2011 @ 11:40 am

  8. Gee Whiz Jimbo……How could you miss RoseAnn Barr …..She sing`s so well & patriotic also!

    Comment by dudley1 — January 15, 2011 @ 8:44 pm

  9. I have a much shorter list, which I call my First Clip Club. I guess that’s in questionable taste recently, so maybe I won’t call it that quite so loudly.

    Comment by LeeAnn — January 16, 2011 @ 9:54 am

  10. Why did you wait so long for Uber-Lib Springsteen? Man, he should have been on the inaugural list.
    Bon Jovi should have been another inaugural douche.

    Comment by RobbieRob — January 18, 2011 @ 10:10 am

  11. Can I nominate Paul Krugman?

    Comment by zagfan — January 18, 2011 @ 7:42 pm

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