Movable Hair.
Yesterday I came to learn that the Wiseass Brooklyn Jooette took out her cyber-clippers and placed my hair atop the cruller of Randy, the Secular Franciscan. I suspect that, as we speak, Randy is frantically dialing up the Hair Club for Men to get the “Jimbo Special.” Who would blame him?
Sadly, this is not the first time that “The Great Farookin’ Hair” has been cyber-transplanted. We all remember when the same Speaker of Yiddish placed the GFH (i.e. “Great Farookin Hair”) on a goddamned alligator.
Let me tell you, Peeps. Sometimes,the Blogosphere can be more painful than a case of bleeding carbuncles.
Now that I’ve seen this, I’m deleting every last picture of myself ever published on the net, and burning all negatives.
Comment by dick — July 10, 2007 @ 11:19 pm
The alligator-hair-transplant is one of my favorites. I keep a copy framed on the bedside table.
Comment by dogette — July 11, 2007 @ 7:38 am
Sadly for you, it won’t be the last time that “The Great Farookin’ Hair†will be cyber-transplanted, either. So youse bettah be nice to me and watch your mouf, OK?
Comment by The Wiseass Brooklyn Jooette — July 11, 2007 @ 8:07 am
Comment/Question for the host with the most bar tending advice I’ve seen on a blog:
We had Tommy Bahama White Sand Rum Mojitos at a Crown and Anchor Pub this weekend. FABULOSO!
Have you tried this rum yet, and where would one most likely find it for purchase? Any Mojito making tips?
Thanks!! 🙂
Bleeding carbunkles? C’mon. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Even when it comes to “Great Farookin Hairâ€
Comment by Joyce — July 11, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
This would be why we love the Wiseass Brooklyn Jooette. *grin* However, without your farookin’ great hair… where would she be?
Comment by Teresa — July 11, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
Q: “However, without your farookin’ great hair… where would she be?”
A: Completely museless. Sad, isn’t it?
Comment by Erica — July 11, 2007 @ 9:16 pm