“¦. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I was the happy recipient of a phonecall from Mr Jimbo today”¦ and I am pleased to inform everyone that he is slated to have his internet access back online sometime this coming Thursday”¦. the Good Lord and Comcast be willing”¦.

“¦ so rejoice!… and likewise be jubilant that you wonderful people only have to put up with me for TWO MORE DAYS!….

“¦ oh, and I hear through the grapevine (because, of course, I can’t verify it myself because I am banned from the site) that Two Nervous Dogs are holding a vigil for Jimbo and The Upcoming Comeback“¦.

“¦ there is chanting and everything, evidently”¦. which is very nice, of course”¦ especially since I have actually witnessed Jimbo speaking in tongues before after chugging a pint of apple brandy.. so chanting is the perfect way to hold vigil for Mr. Rest Stop”¦

.. anyway, I just thought I’d let you gentle people know the score”¦. Jimbo is on the mend“¦ Jimbo shall return“¦ Jimbo, well, he’ll be back romping and stomping on Thursday”¦.. so rest easy..