I have been listening to The One spew his bullshit since before 2008. It’s gotten to the point where there is a new puke-inducing spew every day. However, once in a great while, he makes a comment that is so perfectly asinine (indeed the Platonic form of assholery) that it actually makes me laugh.

Earlier today at a $35,800 per plate fundraiser breakfast (Hey, the eggs were organic) in the San Francisco Bay Area, The One was introduced by Congresswoman, former Speaker of the House and full-time, world-class asshole, Nancy Pelosi. During his remarks, The One, according to Drudge, stated that Nancy Pelosi is “one of the greatest speakers in history.”

One of the greatest speakers in history? Jesus H. Christ! I’m pissing my pants laughing here. Every time I hear that dizzball speak she sounds as if, just that second, she had been awakened from a deep sleep.

Actually, I’m laughing because, if, by now, people can’t see the utter incompetence of these two jackasses, I just don’t know what the hell else to do.