April 22, 2011

Earth Day.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:13 pm

Yo, Jimbo, what are you planning for Earth Day?

Glad you asked.

Today, I will make a point of exhaling CO2 (an EPA-classified pollutant) on a plant. It needs it to live.

The plant will return the favor by creating oxygen (which the EPA has not yet classified as a pollutant), and which is something I need to live.

Works out pretty well, I’d say.

In addition, I plan on turning on lots and lots of incandescent light bulbs and longing for the day when Al Gore will be some inmate’s bitch.

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