In the wee hours of this morning, I noticed that at approximately 10:32 p.m., Eastern Time, the 200,000th visitor came through the door.Â So, to the person from Hannah, Indiana who came here via Gut Rumbles, thank you.Â Drop me an e-mail with your address, and Iâ€™ll be happy to send you an autographed picture of President Bush, provided you donâ€™t mind if I sign his name.
It appears that others had already noticed that I hit the 200,000 mark, because the congratulatory e-mail began pouring in as early as last night.Â Here is a sample:
I actually read your blog one time, and it is the greatest thing since stale bread.
Dear Jerkface who writes PRS,
We f**king hate you too!
Very truly yours,
American Society of Clowns
Dear Mr. Smartass â€“ PRS
Your blog sucks.
Dear Jimmy,So, this is what it has come to?Â I always had you pegged for a real lemon.
Â With sadness,
Edna P. Johnson
Your Sixth Grade English Teacher
Weâ€™d love to have you come down here â€“ for lunch.
Sincerely,R. Lee Buchanan Owner, Big Swamp Alligator Farm
Dear Mr.-Thinks-Heâ€™s-So-Goddamned-Funny,I liked your blog before I hated it.Â Teresa and I print copies of your posts to use as asswipe.
Sen. John F. Kerry
Yo, Jimbo,Me and my crew love your blog.Â Any a youse got a problem wit dat?
Â Ass kickingly,
Damn, itâ€™s cool to be cool.
NOTE:Â The bizarre spacing in the e-mails is purely a function of WordPress being on crack.