April 18, 2011

Death is Not an Option III.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:31 pm

I think it’s time that we played “Death is Not an Option” again. We’ve played before here and here. But, for the newbies, the rules are simple. You must choose one of the options provided. It is most important to remember that death is not an option.


Here we go.

Would you rather:

(a) Eat a plate of boogers; or
(b) Do five-minutes of deep French kissing with Janet Napolitano?
Death is not an option.

(a) Drive cross-country with Debbie Wasserman Schultz; or
(b) Slam the car into a bridge abutment at 90 mph before you hit the Jersey – Pennsylvania line?
Death is not an option.

(a) Swim with hungry alligators; or
(b) Have dinner with the Obamas? (This one really gives me the willies.)
Death is not an option.

(a) Mug it up with a camel; or
(b) Wrestle naked on a Wesson Oil-coated plastic sheet with Michael Moore?
Death is not an option.

(a) Lick clean the men’s room floor in the Port Authority Bus Terminal in New York City; or
(b) Change Frank Lautenberg’s diaper?
Death is not an option.

Piece of cake, right?

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