June 25, 2009

Jimbo’s Deli: Recent Menu Additions.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:40 pm

deli-sandwichYes, at Jimbo’s Deli, we pride ourselves on maintaining an innovative menu, and we believe that every great sandwich deserves a name. Our prior offerings are here and here. Behold our latest additions:


The Cap and Trade Wrap
Limburger cheese, drizzled with a fetid brown sauce and wrapped in baloney. As a special feature, we don’t tell you the price until you’ve eaten it!

The Hope and Change
This is a popular menu item with our younger customers. For $15.00, you place your order for a sandwich and hope you get it. Don’t expect any change. It’s fun!

The Stimulus Sandwich
This belly-buster contains nothing but a full pound of hot, steaming pork. Most people skip the bread with this deli delight.

The Health Care Special
For a modest price of $25.00 we’ll serve you what we think you should eat. The food itself is free! Note: People over 65 with chronic health conditions may not be served anything.

The Climate Change Coprophagia Supreme
This is hugely popular with our customers who are avid followers of the Gospel of Al Gore. This truly unique offering consists of a man-sized portion of prime, fresh bullshit piled between two slices of bread made from wheat that is organically grown in a hand-tilled, carbon emission-free field. Note: We hope you understand that we can only serve this sandwich “to go.”


  1. It doesn’t make me hungry… but it does make me want to drink.

    Comment by LeeAnn — June 25, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

  2. Hey, have you seen this news article?
    New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
    I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…

    Comment by Michael — June 26, 2009 @ 1:24 am

  3. Eating a Taylor ham, egg and cheese on a roll while reading this post. The official NJ sandwich.

    Comment by Vipergirl — June 26, 2009 @ 9:21 am

  4. Can we send several of your “THE CLIMATE CHANGE COPROPHAGIA SUPREMES” collect to Pope Algore at his residence in Tennesee?

    Comment by dudley1 — June 26, 2009 @ 11:18 am

  5. This reminds me. There’s this upscale supermarket I walk through when I feel money just burning holes in my pockets. It’s got an aisle labeled “aseptic juices”.

    I’ve looked all through the store but I can’t find the aisle where they keep the “septic juices”. So I wonder why they don’t label that aisle “juices” instead.

    Comment by Carl Brannen — June 26, 2009 @ 2:37 pm

  6. “The Stimulus Sandwich” – Isn’t that the one that I would actually have to buy for someone else?

    Comment by Dave S. — June 26, 2009 @ 2:46 pm

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